Best Of The Web This Week: A clickable smorgasbord of celebrity trash talk, food porn, good-to-knows, generally interesting chat-starters, and anything else we think you should know about from around the Internet. It’s your watercooler cheat sheet for the week.
Welcome to Cosmopolitan, the TV series. Which is great because we definitely needed more advice on how to incorporate ketchup into our sex lives.
We knew there was a reason Breaking Bad was so damn addictive.
Pizza + ice cream = everything you ever needed.
Fortune cookies can make you rich. Seriously.
Proudmanites (just made that up), rejoice. Offspring will be back in 2016!
There was a dachshund race last weekend and the photos are everything.
In an enormous feat for drunk eats, someone invented glow-in-the-dark udon.
Someone carved a burger out of cheese. Renders ice sculptures pointless.
Someone out TayTay-ed TayTay.
The Pope is in America, and people are celebrating by making him out of food. The ultimate respect.
This is stupidly accurate and I guess we’re all dusting off our jeans this weekend.
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