Best Of The Web This Week: A clickable smorgasbord of celebrity trash talk, food porn, good-to-knows, generally interesting chat-starters, and anything else we think you should know about from around the Internet. It’s your watercooler cheat sheet for the week.
Allow me to introduce your new best friend, the portable pizza necklace. How long until we can get a Celine one?
Ah, sister, been there…
Your dreams of having cocktails with Khloe and discussing douchelords are coming true.
And these guys will deliver said cocktails TO YOUR DOOR. What a time to be alive.
Kit Kat croissants are a thing that exist now. Shame on the world for not doing this sooner, world.
Also, please meet Whopper Wine. It’s exactly what it sounds like.
I wish I didn’t have to show you this beer made from beard yeast. But I do.
Apparently baby James is a handful, because Preserve is no more… *Pretends to care*
Look your Nana square in the eye and tell her you don’t feel even remotely guilty about skipping Christmas this year because you’re going to Hogwarts.
Here’s how to make your Facebook profile pic a GIF… Bye bye, productivity.
Felines Of New York is the moody, heartstring pulling outlet you definitely don’t need but should get lost in anyway.
ZOO Magazine is being shut down… No one notices.
Some guys are calling out Sydney and it’s the best thing ever.
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