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17 Things That Will Probably, Definitely Happen While Jacinda Ardern Is Pregnant

By Natasha Van Der Laan - 19 Jan 2018

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Two is about to become three in the Ardern-Gayford household (congratulations, guys!) and we couldn’t be more excited. To celebrate, we’ve done what we do best… compiled a list! Here are 17 things that will probably, definitely happen while Jacinda Ardern is pregnant.

  1. The world will keep spinning.
  2. Mark Richardson’s head will explode.
  3. Max Key will become a distant memory. RIP.
  4. George and Charlotte will also become a distant memory. We’re getting a royal baby of our own!
  5. People will actually tune in to Parliament TV to watch the growing bump.
  6. #primeminister and #baby will trend on Twitter from now until June.
  7. The dry landscape of political memes will flourish again.
  8. The nation will hold its breath as Winston takes the reigns.
  9. Grandparents everywhere will sigh and exclaim, “Poor child… Arriving into the limelight like that.”
  10. There will be workplace bets nationwide about gender and name (our money’s on girl!).
  11. Parents-to-be will want to name their child after Baby Ardern.
  12. The trolls will be in full force across comments sections nationwide.  
  13. … And a whole lot of people will throw their toys out of the cot.
  14. There will be talk about the New Zealand Dollar (although we’re not quite sure why exactly??).
  15. Clarke Gayford will find himself as the face of stay-at-home dads.
  16. Businesses will become more baby-friendly.
  17. Jacinda will prove the haterz wrong and show them a woman CAN be a mother and have a career at the same time. Nolite te bastardes carborundorum, bitches. 

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