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63 Thoughts We Had Watching Heartbreak Island Episode 6

By Urban List Writers - 20 Jun 2018

75 Thoughts We Had Watching Heartbreak Island Episode 6

After last night's sneak peak of what to expect, it’s safe to say tonight's episodes did not disappoint which felt like the sequel to Snakes On A Plane, Snakes On An Island. Only two-and-a-half week's deep, tonight we saw a refreshing change of pace with 'heartbreak’ Harry yet again causing trouble, the death of #Stayna, and perhaps the most idiotic and unnecessary backstabbing in modern Kiwi history. 

Prior to throwing our remote hoping it’d somehow find its way to Tavita’s face, here are 75 (75!!)  thoughts about tonight’s episode of Heartbreak Island: 

  1. You mean keeping Harry and Georgia’s strategy didn’t benefit you, Josh? Shock.
    75 Thoughts We Had Watching Heartbreak Island Episode 6
  2. Kelsey ain’t sorry one lil bit.
    75 Thoughts We Had Watching Heartbreak Island Episode 6
  3. What the heck is she doing to that watermelon?
  4.  Another day, another v-neck for Mark.
  5. Looks like Gennady’s still feeling the shockwaves from tidal wave Tavita
  6. It’d be easier to crack the da Vinci code than to understand what the f*ck  is going on in this challenge.
  7. Welcome to the party Mark—you and your sass just got interesting
  8. WE GET IT! THE CAR IS TURBO CHARGED!
  9. Harry and Georgia being taxed for trying to cheat is more satisfying than biting into an almond Magnum.
    75 Thoughts We Had Watching Heartbreak Island Episode 6
  10. This is the most action Josh has received this entire show
  11. Any chance for a cheeky hump, eh Josh?
  12. Quick thinking Josh!
  13. And, by quick we mean fleeting. Did Josh’s battery just die?
    75 Thoughts We Had Watching Heartbreak Island Episode 6
  14. Error 404. Josh’s brain has not been found.
  15. Doesn't look like Gennady’s enjoying her time with Daddy Lincoln.
    75 Thoughts We Had Watching Heartbreak Island Episode 6
  16.  Gennady's falling for Lincoln. 
    75 Thoughts We Had Watching Heartbreak Island Episode 6
  17. Lincoln's pulling out some Spiderman moves for this one.
  18. So much for those sudoku talents, Weiting.
  19. 5-year-olds could sort these puzzles faster.
    75 Thoughts We Had Watching Heartbreak Island Episode 6
  20. Julius is really feeling the bur(n)den.
  21.  This show is basically The Bachelor crossed with Fear Factor and Survivor with a Geordie Shore level of intellect.
  22. Harry’s eyes are on the prize. And by that, we mean Georgia’s ass.
  23. Critical thinking looks like an effort for Harry.
  24. Will Gennady get her man back?
    75 Thoughts We Had Watching Heartbreak Island Episode 6
  25.  STACEY! YOU'RE THE MAN WE ALL DESERVE!
  26. And here we see a slimy snake unsuccessfully perform a  mating dance in the hopes of attracting a female.
    75 Thoughts We Had Watching Heartbreak Island Episode 6
  27. It’s a firm no from Weiting.
  28. Tavita is officially the David Seymour of Heartbreak Island.
  29. Tavita how dare you play our girl Kelsey like that!
    75 Thoughts We Had Watching Heartbreak Island Episode 6
  30. Does Joshua know what he’s walked into?
  31. Tavita looks like he needs to be put out of his misery.
  32. Will Heartbreak Island turn into break Tavita Island? We hope so. That's a free spin off concept for you TVNZ.
  33. #teamjulius all the way.
    75 Thoughts We Had Watching Heartbreak Island Episode 6
  34. Chef Harry’s serving up a piping hot plate of drama. Bon Appetit.
    75 Thoughts We Had Watching Heartbreak Island Episode 6
  35. THIS HAD BETTER BE A REALLY CONVINCING STRATEGY STACEY.
  36. I feel betrayed. Confused. And ridiculously upset. Who knew we’d be the ones getting heartbroken?!
  37. The people behind the camera are the highest paid eavesdroppers in the world.
  38. Stacy you SUCK,.We are OVER. DONE.
  39. I hope Shayna makes Stacey sleep on the beach.
    75 Thoughts We Had Watching Heartbreak Island Episode 6
  40. Yeah Natrasha, cause it looked like you were hating every second of it…
  41. TELL HIM GIRLS #Girlpower
  42. I’m so furious I just ate an entire block of chocolate. Clean eating starts tomorrow for reals.
  43. Go on Julian, take Tavita out. 
  44. Stacey you’re a drunk idiot. GO HOME.
    75 Thoughts We Had Watching Heartbreak Island Episode 6
  45. Revenge is sweet for Ruby.   
  46. Natrasha’s getting through these boys faster than a funnel at RNV. 
  47. Shame soup. The Heartbreak Island special comes with a side of betrayal.
  48. And here we see treacherous Tavia and Natrasha back at it again. She's totally learned her lesson…
    75 Thoughts We Had Watching Heartbreak Island Episode 6
  49. Shayna’s looking like she’s ready for a funeral. RIP Stanya.
  50. I have no idea what the f*ck a fruit salad has to do with anything but it’d go down a treat right about now.
  51. Suddenly I’m allergic to pineapple.
  52. Cry me a river Natrasha.
  53. We take it back, JULIUS is the man we deserve.
    75 Thoughts We Had Watching Heartbreak Island Episode 6
  54.  Is there ANYTHING that doesn’t make Gennady cry?
  55. Not Kelsey! Say it ain’t so.
  56. Natrasha don’t you DARE betray Julius after he literally carried your cheating ass through that challenge.
    75 Thoughts We Had Watching Heartbreak Island Episode 6
  57. Be a snake or stay loyal. Tough choices for Natrasha
  58. SHE DID NOT.
  59. And THAT ladies and gentlemen is how to put a target on your own back.  
  60. Good on ya Joshua! Nice to see SOME morals on this show. Natrasha, pay attention. 
  61. This is a pair we’re actually sad to see go. Gone but not forgotten. 
  62. Waiting for Matilda to come through with a plot twist and karate chop Natrasha off the island.
    75 Thoughts We Had Watching Heartbreak Island Episode 6
  63. Nigel, take a seat. It is now officially Natrasha no friends. 

Missed last night's episode? Here were our 44 thoughts. 

Image Credit: Heartbreak Island

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