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Are You #TeamNaz or #TeamFleur?

By Natasha Van Der Laan - 08 May 2016

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After nine weeks of trash telly pure entertainment, The Bachelor NZ is about to draw to a close as Mr Bachelor a.k.a. Jordan Mauger hands out his final rose.

Who will take home what will undoubtedly be Michael Hill’s blingest jewellery yet? Will he choose Fleur and her giraffe poo spitting ways, or will he choose Naz, The Punching Poet from Persia? Your bet is as good as ours! (But, for the record, our money’s on Fleur.)

At Urban List HQ we’ve been obsessed with all things Bach. Our love led us to penning a weekly feature “40 Thoughts We All Had While Watching The Bachelor This Week”.

We’ve rounded up all our round-ups, bringing you the biggest, baddest round-up yet. So, while we count down to Monday’s big reveal, let us reflect on lols, omgs and wtfs we’ve had while watching The Bachelor NZ. Ch-ch-check it out.

Week one 

Ceri rocks up with a bottle of juice and Jordan meets his 23 fangirls.

Week two

Claudia utters the greatest line to date: “We’d make the perfect match. He’s really tan. I’m really tan.”

Week three

Rebecca swallows vomit while Naz’s hit list is in full swing.

Week four

The team jet off to Hawaii and Naz is denied her “Notebook moment”.

Week five

The girls eat lots of noodles. We discover screenshots.

Week six

They relocate to Hawaii and abseil (read: fall) down a cliff.

Week seven

Kate pees in the ocean #yolo.

Week eight

Both Naz and Jordan lose the plot in consecutive rose ceremonies.  

Week nine

Home visits and overnight stays see Erin walking the plank.

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Image credit: TV3

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