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Horoscopes: Your Co(s)mic Week Ahead

By Steph Lenehan - 01 Nov 2016


As we come into the new month we recognise horses running around in circles, remembrance for soldiers past and present and ironically, a thankfulness for being anywhere but America right now #elections. This week we have taken it upon ourselves to plan your activities so the only thing you should worry about, is the sudden arrival of attempted moustaches. Thanks Movember.

Pisces

New month new you… Well, sort of. This past week has dragged on a bit too long and all you want is a fresh start. Here’s how to overcome your desperate desire for change without packing a suitcase and running away to sunny Mexico.  

Where you need to go this weekend: Hair’s a tip. This place will be the highlight of your week. (puns intended)

Aries

Your decision to start having more fun has paid off. Or, it will once you actually start doing it. The universe can feel your pulsing burning desires and it is responding. You deserve the coolest kind of treat, better yet, the frozen-est kind. No challenges for you this week, except trying to decide which flavour to get.

Where you need to go this weekend: Cool off this week here.

Taurus

This is going to be a tricky week for you! While the sun is up you’re going to have great fortune but then the moon starts to glow you will face uncertain challenges. Probably because it’s harder to do stuff when you’re asleep. But regardless of weather or mood or fortune or friends, we think we can help.

Where you need to go this weekend: If this horoscope messed with your head, give these tracks a try. 

Gemini

You are stuck focusing on the destination you need to realise that life is about the journey. No longer are you that city boy or small-town girl. You need to get off that midnight train going anywhere and get in the car and go for a roadie. 

Where you need to go this weekend: Food, wine and seriously good times at here.

Cancer

Even though your social events calendar is completely stacked, you really should be putting some time aside to clear out your living space and tidy it up. Saturn and Venus are coming together on Saturday and they'll be hitting right in your organisation zone. Of course, there's always time for a beer after that.

Where you need to go this weekend: This place will sort you right out.

Leo

Clarity is big this week; it becomes crystal clear that your only priority is to be happy! Not much of a revelation but certainly an important one. Let the everyday stresses of life melt down around you and take a break.

Where you need to go this weekend: We happen to know the perfect place for that…

Virgo

We’re not in the astrology business to deceive you; we only have your best interest at heart. That being said; we don’t really mind if you have the bikini bod you’ve been dreaming of or not. We want to see your cheesiest grin for the cheesiest reasons.

Where you need to go this weekend: Check out this guide and check them off your to-do’s!

Libra

Learning from your mistakes is a big deal, and even though we’re super nosey and want to hear all about it, your friends don’t. So, sing a new tune to this new month and get toats cray-cray. Or better yet, get yum cha with a cocktail.

Where you need to go this weekend: Go bananas over this place.

Scorpio

Promising relationships are heading your way. Maybe a new work friend maybe a new love interest? Either way, your people-person qualities are jumping up and crying for your attention. When you go out some place you want more than just food. You want atmosphere.

Where you need to go this weekend: Want the best customer service in town? Find out here!

Sagittarius

Plans go haywire this week; despite your best efforts they are way out of your control. It’s super distressing but you have to find a way to push through it. Even though it’s too late and you’re already in your ironed shirt at the station and it feels like you have a hole in your soul. We might just have your perfect match.

Where you need to go this weekend: Find your holey soulmate here.

Capricorn

Heads up dear Capricorns, Mercury is hella up in your social grill this week. Not only are your friends super funny their also intelligent and you are just dying to be part of the action! You don’t feel the need to dance to music you hate or waste money on movies that don’t interest you. What you need is there perfect place to just sit and talk and admire the meal and company you have before you.

Where you need to go this weekend: Brunch this weekend is sorted here.

Aquarius

Your stars are trying to tell us something very bad is going to happen like losing something or someone very important to you—but that is a total buzz-kill so I’m going to mix it up a little, just like a sweet little café we know.

Where you need to go this weekend: You'll bugging out at this place in no time.

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