Best Of The Web This Week: A clickable smorgasbord of celebrity trash talk, food porn, good-to-knows, generally interesting chat-starters, and anything else we think you should know about from around the Internet. It’s your watercooler cheat sheet for the week.
Ever loved your coffee so much you wanted to, like, make out with it? Want no more.
Call your 12-year-old self and tell her all of her dreams have come true
And then add in your 14-year-old self on three-way chat and let her know she can move into the Cohen’s house from The OC.
Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger called it quits. No word on if it was because he stopped liking her pants around her feet.
Kermit the Frog has a new girlfriend, and she’s nothing to swine about.
Tom Hardy’s Dubsmashes are better than yours.
He may be running for president in 2020 *snigger*, but that doesn’t mean Kanye is any less of a dorky dad underneath it all.
You can now put a lock on your Nutella. World peace is imminent.
Kimmy K headbutted Chrissy Teigen. Girlfriend didn’t get to 42 million Insta followers by playing nice.
Here’s an, ahem, innovative way to save the world.
Oh, and here’s a naked watermelon, ya big creep.
Harry Potter Gen 2 have started at Hogwarts. JK did the right thing and live-tweeted it for those of us that couldn’t be there.
Then someone did this and won the internet.
Got a casual $95 million? This Park Avenue pad ought to do the trick.
No Diggity is the best song ever. Fact.
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