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Please meet Edible Anus, for the times when flowers just don’t say “I love you” quite like your sphincter made of smooth, creamy milk chocolate.
If you’re more into the savoury things in life, try out these Dorito roses and be prepared to get engaged soon after, you thoughtful son of a gun.
On the topic of body part art, a woman is in big-ass trouble for making vaginas look cute. Heaven forbid.
Please meet Levis Wedgie Fit Jean, for the perfect beach butt you will probably never have.
Please meet Punderdome, your new favourite thing in the entire universe. Bye bye, nights out on the town.
Even Will Smith thinks his own kids are fucking weird.
Here is a Simpsons search engine, which hopefully means the end of killing the joke every time you try to recite a quote and fail miserably.
There will be an eighth Harry Potter book, this is not at all a drill.
A Jesus reincarnate has eaten at every McDonalds in London in one day, otherwise known as Sunday afternoon in my world.
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