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Horoscopes | Your Co(s)mic Week Ahead

By Greta Waters - 24 Oct 2017

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Mercury has been smitten with Scorpio since November, and it’s making the move this week. That means love is well and truly in the air, Listers. Cupid is all over your social calendar—so sit back, relax and enjoy a sweet ride aboard the love train (we'll stop there). 

Here’s what you’re *really* in for this week.

Gemini

Gems, this week the heat is cranked all the way up. But please, set boundaries. Cute boy likes you when you aren’t twerking against a wall. Play it cool, play it classy. 

Honey, keep it PG. Take your beau on an adventure to Beechworth (well, sort of). 

Cancer

Cancer, it’s time to do the unthinkable: try and get in touch with your inner feelings. You know those things that live deep inside you? The charts are telling us you’ve got a slow-motion crash coming your way if you don’t face your feels head on.

Soul searching looks damn good in Converse’s New Pastel One Star Collection.

Leo

Leos, your house of communication is about to have a crazy house party, and everyone’s invited. You're well known for your charisma and curiosity – start a conversation with a random, you never know where it might lead.

We knew it would work out! Take the lucky suiter for a first date at Prahran's new 70s disco bar

Virgo

Virgos, don’t rely on your partner's opinion of you. Don’t feel like you have to change character to entertain or please them either. Dare to be your beautiful self. Prince charming will be over shortly to whisk you away to his parents' Portsea beach house (yep, he's loaded). 

Everyone loves a rebel. Take a leaf from game changers Rice Paper Sister.

Libra

Libs, Mars is coming in hot, and he only comes to visit every two years, so don’t be afraid to take a chance. You never know what your heart truly desires until it's broken.

If all goes well, share a plate at Jalisco Mexican (if not there is always tequila).

Scorpio

It’s not your fault everyone has a crush on you, Scorps. It’s also not your fault you slept through your alarm this morning. But, it IS your fault when other people’s feelings are involved. Be wary, your strength isn’t shared by the universe.

It’s time for you to do the listening this time and catch up on all the news you missed last week

Sagittarius

Your pace is slowing down, Sags. The Sun is starting the long trek back to Jupiter, so it’s time to rest and reflect. Our charts are promising a spring fling. But that’s only if you let your guard down!

If your pace is a bit too chill, here are 9 Non-Boring Snack Ideas To Get You Past The 3pm Slump.

Capricorn

Caps, it’s been long enough. We just don’t believe no one understands you anymore. It’s time for you to get yourself out there. Hop off the couch and try that stuff the other folk do. You know, socialise?

Get yourself to this new eSports bar, even if you sit in the corner drinking bubble tea espresso martinis.  

Aquarius

Aquarians, sometimes what's in front of you is just as exotic as your deepest, darkest fantasy.  Our charts are saying that “noooo we're just friends” friend could be the one.  

Have a few cocktails and test the waters at the brand new Baroq House

Pieces

The charts are calling you picky, Pieces. Don’t stop yourself from experiencing something unusual. Leave your cynicism at the door. Different is fun, remember? 

Speaking of...how does a kangaroo burger with spam chips sound?

Aries

Aries, this week you're really diving into the deep end. The charts are screaming risk, and not the board game type. This is THE week to ask your crush out. Risk reaps rewards.

You better look good while doing it—Chadstone’s Sneakerboy will sort you out

Taurus

The Sun and Jupiter are meeting up, and it’s time for you to do the same. It’s time to join forces, Taurus. Exert confidence. Build up your decisiveness. The move towards making it official is happening.

Cheers to our advice at the city's new Diesel Bar.

Image credit: Gabrielle Stjernqvist

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