Girl get drunk, pushes cop into flowers. Doesn’t get why she’s in trouble.
Here’s The Game’s peen again, FYI.
Amazon opened a physical book store... Which is confusing on many levels.
Star Wars Waffles? Press or press not, there is no fry.
A girl’s engagement ring is her finace’s wisdom tooth… They must have really strong fillings for each other.
Remember when McDonalds closed their awesome playgrounds and we died a little inside? Well they’re back. And they’re awesome. Best served with a side of all day breakfast.
And finally, please watch Sir David Attenborough narrating Adele’s Hello video. You can die now.
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