Health & Beauty

Sweeten Up Your Bedroom Antics With 7 Of The Best Sex Toys

By Jessica Best
28th Jul 2020

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In the wise words of Justin Timberlake—we’re bringing sexy back (to the bedroom).

The world of sex toys is a big one, to say the least, and much like your skincare routine, it’s essential you invest in the best of the best. And to help you get on your way to premium bedroom bliss, we’d like to draw your attention to some snazzy bits and bobs guaranteed to jazz up—well, you know.

Here are the best sex toys so you can live your best life in the bedroom.

Lifelike Lover Luxe Realistic Multicoloured Silicone Dildo 7 Inch

cost: $54.95

You can adult all you want but sometimes life decisions do come down to having the shiniest toy in the shop. Enter the Multicoloured Silicone Dildo, she’s a kaleidoscopic being of fun times ahead and we know she’s pretty but you should probably refrain from keeping her on display, especially if you live in a sharehouse. On top of this, she comes in a number of other colours like blue or red—whatever tickles your pickle’s fancy.

pink and purple colourway dildo

Bionic Bullet 5 Function Vibrating Rabbit Cock Ring

cost: $34.95

Relax, this isn’t the type of sad vibrating halo you picked up at your general store (sans lube like the rookie you were) back in the day. This bad boy is like the Fisher & Paykel appliances of the adult play world and there are few reasons why this is so—he’s slick in design, reliable and affordable too. Not to mention the longevity also means you can quite literally go and go and go and... you get it.

product shot of bionic bullet vibrating cock ring

Womanizer Pro40 Clit Stimulator

cost: $169.95

The Womanizer Pro40 Clit Stimulator is more hi-tech than anything old mate Elon could come up with. She leads the “best sex toy” line-up by a long-run and has a cult-following more dedicated than a 90s kid growing up with Harry Potter. There are six intensity levels for varying sensations and an ergonomic design with silken silicone which basically puts the “lit” in clit. You’re welcome.

product shot of Womanizer X Lovehoney Pro40 Rechargeable Clitoral Stimulator

Womanizer Duo

cost: $329.95

Explosive is probably not the first word you want to hear when it comes to sex toys but stick with us. Giving a whole new meaning to “business in the front, party in the back”, it should come as no surprise that the Womanizer Duo is a double whammy in a very good way. What she lacks in affordability, she makes up with premium, heavenly and explosive bliss—absolutely unachievable elsewhere. 

product shot of Womanizer Red Duo Rechargeable G-Spot and Clitoral Stimulator

Head Master Vibrating Blow Job Stroker

cost: $29.95

We all know the best kind of sex toys are inconspicuous and this guy is king of subtleties in appearance. What may look like half a plastic water bottle to your housemates will actually be a textured tunnel giving you the big “O” every damn night. The best part? It vibrates, and it’s completely open-ended to suit all shafts shapes and sizes.

product shot Lovehoney Head Master Vibrating Blow Job Stroker

Bedtime Bullet 10 Function Vibrating Butt Plug 4 Inch

cost: $36.95

Much like an extra roll of toilet paper in the bathroom, the Bedtime Bullet is an underrated essential in the bedroom. In theory, sure, it sounds pretty underwhelming and no one actually thinks they need one but when it is there, everyone really appreciates the extra mile.

product shot of Lovehoney Bedtime Bullet 10 Function Vibrating Butt Plug 4 Inch

Desire Luxury Rechargeable Male Vibrator

cost: $139.95

If you’re getting ten pin bowling vibes then so are we, but don’t knock this juicy contraption until you’ve tried it. This guy comes with eight modes of vibration, 12 speeds and storage which may sound like an ad for an Audi g6 but trust us, it is so much better than that.

product shot of Desire Luxury Rechargeable Male Vibrator

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