If you grew up in the good ol’ days (aka the ‘90s) yesterday was a big one. The moment Nintendo dropped potentially the best news of the week (well, besides the fact that rosé smelling deodorant is now a thing that exists), announcing the Super NES Classic Edition is returning to all of our lives.
But we reckon the fun doesn’t need to stop there. There are a plethora of bloody great things that we all have the ‘90s to thank for. So take a trip down ol’ memory lane with us, tag your mates, and travel back to when A*mazing was on TV, Brendan Fraser was the movie hero of the silver screen, and Britney did it again.
Prepare for all of the feels.
- Kate Moss and Johnny Depp just loving each other.
- Rocking out to your MiniDisc player.
- Making bae (or your soon-to-be bae) a mix tape.
- Walkmans (and your solid CD collection, displayed proudly in their very own CD holder).
- Being rich in Tazos is the closest to wealth any of us are getting.
- Creeping the shit out of your mum with brain yo-yos.
- The O.G 90210.
- People immediately understood what you mean when you’d shout “Marry Me Travis!” because they wanted to marry him too.
- While we’re all here, could the coloured Gameboy come back too ploise?
- Having one family gaming device and going sharesies, because one device per child seemed just ludicrous to your ‘rents.
- Razor scooters.
- VCRs—if you don’t know what this is why are you even here?
- Saving up your coins for the latest Polly Pocket.
- Getting all our life advice from Dolly Doctor.
- The ‘90s was your time for peak jam consumption—don’t act like you didn’t try to collect all of the Looney Tunes Space Jam glasses.
- Lusting after that J-Lo Dress only to be told hell-to-the-no by every grown up in your life.
- Life or death Super Soaker battles.
- Reaching peak life goals when you fiiiiiiiinally hit the top level of Snake.
- Waking up to Cheese TV = setting yourself up to live your best life.
- James Sherry, A*mazing and his Monkeys.
- Brendan Fraser, just in general.
- Three-year-old Mary Kate & Ashley.
- Writing your own notes to get out of P.E (or was that just me?).
- Mood rings.
- Slap bracelets.
- Proudly pulling out a wad of bubble tape from your backpack.
- Going to the movies to see classics like Billy Madison.
- Actually hanging out in a library and learning things.
- Knowing bae was worth it when they called the house phone. A text = lazy AF.
- Those pre-Google days when you just didn’t know shit, and were fine with it.
- Fresh Prince Of Bel Air weeknights on Ten.
- Heartbreak High. Oh Drazic <3.
- Pizza Hut Works Birthday Parties (anyone else really want to make a spider right now?).
- Getting your fitspo on with Skip It!
- Spice Girls' style platform sneakers.
- Or just the Spice Girls, really.
- Saturday morning Rage.
- Taping Saturday morning Rage to avoid waiting an entire week to hear YOUR song.
- Speaking of taping, you don’t know gratitude until you’ve managed to tape your fave song on the Hot Hits and managed to hit stop BEFORE the ad at the end.
- Parachute pants.
- A naughty Hugh Grant.
- 1800-Reverse. Wait, is this still a thing?
- Friends. The golden years of TV.
- Birthday cakes from the Women’s Weekly Birthday Cakes book...When did we all get so boring, I want a cake in the shape of a piano, dammit.
- Wearing Lip Smackers in every flavour imaginable being a totally acceptable use of your allowance.
- Ah, allowance.
- Being so on-trend in your giant flower hat.
- While we think of it, naps.
- That moment when you first heard California Love by Tupac.
- Everybody just accepting that Romy and Michelle invented Post-Its.
- Holding your side ponytail up high and proud with a massive scrunchy.
- Butterfly hairclips. Completely useless for keeping your hair out of your face, but they were damn cool!
- Loving just how risky AF Uma Thurman was in Pulp Fiction.
- Also hair scrunchies in general—you know you had one for every single mood. Side note: yes, we know you can still get scrunchies, but we want to go back to a time when errrrrrrrryone rocked it like no one’s business.
- The Secret World Of Alex Mack.
- And all of Alex’s hats.
- The Babysitter’s Club and the aptly named, Babysitter’s Little Sisters Club.
- Asking for The Rachel, and only The Rachel haircut, for the better part of the decade.
- Goosebumps.
- When reality TV = The Mole.
- Pogo balls and pogo sticks.
- Britney and JT rocking #couplegoals and that’s before their double denim moment.
- Blow up furniture. The best.
- Fluffy pens elevated your status to instant on fleek.
- The original Troll dolls. And the ones you put at the end of your pencils.
- Writing long juicy letters to your school friends. God help kids these days with Facebook.
- Three letters—MSN.
- The only word to follow Destiny was Child.
- Dial-up Internet.
- Never knowing the feeling of accidentally liking your crush’s post from 10 months ago.
- Your knowledge of every single word of My Heart Will Go On counted as a legit skill. Thanks Celine.
- Also, proudly reciting every word spoken between Jack and Rose.
- Pay phones.
- Wanting Cher’s virtual wardrobe in Clueless. Still wanting it now.
- Accessorising with stick-on earrings from the newsagent.
- Knowing you’re ready for children because you can keep your Tamagotchi alive for more than three days.
- You had an adult to cook for you. Now you’re just a hungry adult.
- Summer was actually hot, winter was cold, the world made sense.
- It was still highly probable that the celeb you loved would love you too.
- You could order from the kids’ menu.
- SATC taught you everything you need to know about love, life, and the world.
- Wasssssssuuuuuuuup!
- No Doubt, Just A Girl, ‘nuff said.
- You actually watched TV, and then discussed it on the home phone after.
- It was always a three-way call. And not in a dirty way.
- You didn’t have to be completely wasted to do the Macarena.
- Backstreet Boys posters were a highly legitimate form of wall art.
- Getting your life in order pre Y2K.
- Watching the adults celebrate surviving Y2K. Idiots.
- Going back to the exact moment you first heard N’Sync. That’s history people.
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