A clickable smorgasbord of celebrity trash talk, food porn, good-to-knows, generally interesting chat-starters, and anything else we think you should know about from around the Internet. It’s your watercooler cheat sheet for the week.
This one-year-old snowboarder puts all of us to shame. Yes, you should feel lazy.
With no sense of humour or national pride, Groovin’ The Moo said “yeah, nah” to hosting Shannon Noll this year. It just… isn’t fair.
Drunk you will fall even more in love with Google Maps, which now lets you slur “where’s the closest Maccas”, and will direct you to your nearest cheeseburger. Hells yes.
In yet another bid to say “I’m more than just Harry Potter, okay”, Daniel Radcliffe plays a farting corpse and claims they will stir emotion. Sure, mate.
Apparently the 19-year-old stoners in charge of Pizza Hut’s crust department are still employed, because tater tot pizza crust is a thing that exists.
Kanye has terrible handwriting. Snigger.
Kendall Jenner and Biebs are in their dacks for CK. What do you peen…
And finally, Derek Zoolander is back. In Vogue form.
Image credit: Pizza Hut NZ