We're staring down the barrel of a weekend, and working just don't feel right. While you're looking forward to Saturday, look at our list of the best links from around the web this week.
In sad news from the motherland, Prince Harry HAS A NEW GIRLFRIEND. And she seems not tacky, has Middleton-esque shiny brown hair, and they're on a boat together RIGHT NOW. Everybody knows boat holidays mean true love. Or senior citizens. But usually true love. Wah.
Speaking of England, shocking news has come to light that Hello Kitty, beloved bobble-headed feline on the lunchbox of every Japanese pre-schooler, is not actually a cat. Nope, turns out she's a young British lass. Mind = BLOWN, as the kids say.
Sriracha is delicious, no doubt about it. But have you ever stopped and wondered why? Let's find out!
Is there nothing '90s teen drama, My So Called Life couldn't do? Not only did it introduce us to the piercing, homo-erotic gaze of Jared Leto, it also showed us the rebellious power of a burgundy semi-permanent.
Chris Pratt is such a righteous babe he's won over all the girls, and all their boyfriends.
We're still sad about Robin Williams. Here's Russell Brand's tribute.
More things we're sad about: a body language expert has analysed Beyonce and Jay Z's VMA's PR move, and thinks the family is faking it.
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