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Your Star Sign Probably Just Changed

By Kendyll Van de Ven - 20 Sep 2016

What in the world is happening?! All our lives we’ve been told we are one star sign and now it’s entirely possible we’re another...it’s like the carpet has been literally pulled from under us.

For those who take our star signs very, very seriously and plan our entire lives around our daily horoscopes (guilty!), this could mean that we have been living our entire lives a lie—oh goodie. 

Die-hard Taureans are now finding themselves as an Arian, Leos are now Cancerians, and so on—so what the heck is going on?!

Basically, NASA have discovered that there is now a 13th star sign called Ophiuchus (currently Googling how to pronounce it…) due to the shift of the Earths axis. Now, don’t start calling up NASA though to start a debate how you are still a Taurean, because they have come out and said they’re all about Astronomy, not Astrology and want nothing to do with hearing about how our lives are now seriously affected by their latest discovery. Spoilers.

We’ll give them a break though, seeing as they are still trying to figure out what the haps are with Pluto—remember that little baby planet? Ahh the memories. 

So, although we don’t want to ruin your day, it would be remiss of us not to let you know what your new star sign could be:

Capricorn: Jan 20 - Feb 16 
Aquarius: Feb 16 - March 11 
Pisces: March 11 - April 18 
Aries: April 18 - May 13 
Taurus: May 13 - June 21 
Gemini: June 21 - July 20 
Cancer: July 20 - Aug 10 
Leo: Aug 10 - Sept 16 
Virgo: Sept 16 - Oct 30 
Libra: Oct 30 - Nov 23 
Scorpio: Nov 23 - Nov 29 
Ophiuchus: Nov 29 - Dec 17 
Sagittarius: Dec 17 - Jan 20 

Speaking of star signs, here are Your Horoscopes For The Week Ahead.

Image credit: KW Astronomy

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