Forget choosing between naughty and nice this Christmas (it’s far too binary anyway) and dive into the pleasuredome with earth-shatteringly good sex toys for solo or two+ person play. From vibrators to suction stimulators, nipple suckers to strap-ons, choose whatever you fancy then get your rocks off.
Here are the best gifts to shop for couples this Christmas.
Womanizer X Lovehoney InsideOut Rechargable G-Spot And Clitoral Stimulator
You’ll be basking in major afterglow once you’ve taken the Womanizer X Lovehoney InsideOut for a spin. Satisfying two pleasure zones at once using world-rocking pressure waves, choose from 12 intensity levels and enjoy the climb towards some serious blended delight. Rechargeable and waterproof, you’re free to enjoy this in or out of the water… whatever you’re in the mood for.
Satisfyer Pro 2+ Clitoral Suction Stimulator
Aptly named, the Satisfyer Pro 2+ is the silky little gem you’ll want to add to your collection. Waterproof and rechargeable, with 11 different pressure wave intensities and 10 vibration programmes to choose from, the Satisfyer is bound to treat you to a triplegasm. Combine with your go-to lube for ultimate pleasure.
Fun Factory Mantra 7" Vibrating Silicone Masturbator & Couple's Toy
It's giving the devil's horns and in a freaky turn of events, we're onboard. While this beauty definitely has the flex to curve between two bodies, the Fun Factory Manta is a great li'l tool for targeted stimulation. See those ridges? Yeah, they're medical-grade silicone designed to hold lube for longer-lasting glide. Oh haiiiii.
Je Joue MiMi Deluxe External Soft Vibrator
Luxury sex toy brand Je Joue (French for ‘I play’) has a delightful little secret in the form of MiMi, a lay-on vibrator that’s as far from phallic as you could possibly get. Vibe your way with five speeds and seven patterns of vibration, massaging any and every body part you desire. Enjoy on your own or in some two+ person fun.
Lovense Diamo App Controlled Vibrating Cock Ring
This small but mighty Diamo Vibrating Cock Ring is not only comfortable and on the hush-hush side but is kind of a fun toy to uh, take outside of the house, if you know what we mean *winky face*. There are also multiple ways to wear this crown, especially a thumbs up if you're keen to target the perineum at the same time (which you are). We recommend using a water-based lube with this one.
Lovehoney Colourplay Colour-Changing Silicone Nipple Suckers
For a titillating experience, get hot and heavy with these velvet-soft nipple suckers. Gentle suction increases circulation and sensitivity as the silicone changes from purple to hot pink. If you’ve always been curious about levelling up your nipple play but are freaked out by the thought of nipple clamps, these suckers are a great way to ease into things at your own pace.
Lovehoney X Love Not War Eco-Conscious Vibrators
Get a little saucy and save the planet—one orgasm at a time—with the eco-conscious sex toy range from Love Not War. Rechargeable, made from recycled aluminium and silicone, and including every vibrator under the sun, from bullets, wands and rabbit ears to sleek designs that stimulate your G-Spot and clitoris, it’s the whole shebang.
We-Vibe Chorus Adjustable Couples Vibrator With App And Squeeze Remote
When we say sex tech has come a long way (pun absolutely intended), this is exactly what we mean. The We-Vibe Adjustable Couples Vibrator, with its bendy u-shape fit, has touch-responsive vibrations and customisable controls so you can have your hands well… elsewhere. In some absolute wizardry, this thing also features three touch-sense modes where your movements literally control the vibrations as you play.
Lelo Hugo Rechargeable Prostate Massager
Prostates, meet Hugo. He’s a raunchy boy sporting eight different settings of intense vibes with two powerful motors because two is always better than one. His wireless remote is your one-way ticket to some improv with a special someone plus, the tapered shape works wonders for easy insertion so you can ahem, get busy with other things.
Desire Luxury Weighted Curved Silicone Dildo
If you’re after a bone-free bang, consider this latex-free silicone dildo by Desire. A weighted metal core layered with smooth silicone makes for a thrilling experience. Explore the curved tip or opt for the thicker end, applying pressure just the way you like it. Fantasizing about a dildo with suction? We love the minimalist profile of this slimline doozy by Lovehoney.
Lovehoney Unisex Crotchless Open-Back Lace Harness Briefs
Step into your power with these flirty lace briefs. Make use of the 1.5-inch o-ring by pairing it with a dildo for a little strap-on action in total comfort or simply enjoy the crotchless, backless features. You can even wear it with suspenders for a lingerie aesthetic. Bring on the fun.
Girls Get Off Juicee Lubricant
Not going to lie, we’re pretty obsessed with this Juicee lubricant by Girls Get Off. The brand is on a mission to remove the stigma around women’s sexuality and we’re so here for it. Vegan and body-lovin’ this water-based lubricant is scentless and pH friendly and the packaging’s so cute you won’t want to hide it away in a cupboard.
Ansell Lifestyle Party Mix Condoms (10 pack)
If you’re all about subtleties come Christmas Day then you’ve got to shower your lover with a delicious array of different coloured, flavoured and textured condoms. Hide them around the house, slip them under pillows or you know, cover yourself in them. Rose petals are so old-school.
Next, tick off that hard-to-buy-for person with this guide to the best affordable luxury gifts.
Image credit: Womanizer.
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