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Rumour Has It Ali Is Going To Be Dumped As The Bachelorette

Fresh from her appearance on Bachelor In Paradise Australia and her trip to the US to make it work with Grant—rumours are…

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27 Thoughts We Had During The Bachelor In Paradise Finale

This is Fiji, the place where love is made forever.

TV & Movies

So, Actually, Ali Is Going To Be The Next Bachelorette

So, mere hours after we were lead up the garden path with the news that Lisa Hyde could be the next Bachelorette, Channel 10 throws an…

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Word Is Your Girl Lisa Hyde Will Be The Next Bachelorette

Fresh rumours are floating around today about the identity of the next Bachelorette to grace our screens—and it’s none other…

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23 Thoughts We Had During Last Night’s Episode Of Bachelor In Paradise

Somehow, we’ve made it to the final week of this crap heap without busting a lung, and for what?

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24 Thoughts We Had During Last Night’s Episode Of Bachelor In Paradise

Welcome to another seventy minutes of every dermatologist’s dream.

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31 Thoughts We Had During Last Night’s Episode Of Bachelor In Paradise

Our favourite brain cell-crushing feature-length sunscreen ad is back for its fifth week.

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28 Thoughts We Had During Last Night’s Episode Of Bachelor In Paradise

To date, Jarrod’s developed more moles than love interests, Leah’s had more Corona’s than kisses, Simone’s lost more…

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26 Thoughts We Had During Last Night’s Episode Of Bachelor In Paradise

Welcome to another episode of Drunk Skunks Get Loose At A Ritzy Western Resort & All Drown Trying To Paddleboard. It’s nearly the…

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35 Thoughts We Had During Last Night’s Episode Of Bachelor In Paradise

Over in Paradise, tensions are building, mojitos are free-flowing and Channel Ten’s ratings are getting a cheeky nudge every time…

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27 Thoughts We Had During Last Night’s Episode Of Bachelor In Paradise

Week three of ‘Krazy Keira & Capsicum Jarrod Breakup Again In Paradise’ is drawing to a close and so far we’ve seen…

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36 Thoughts We Had During Last Night’s Episode Of Bachelor In Paradise

Previously on Getting White Girl Wasted On Warm Prosecco In A Solar Heated Lap Pool, the producers lobbed a fox into the hen house by…

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30 Thoughts We Had During Last Night’s Episode Of Bachie In Paradise

Guys, stop everything, Channel 10 may just have redeemed themselves.

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41 Thoughts We Had During Last Night’s Episode Of Bachelor In Paradise

PSA: You have to be single to go on The Bachelor (we're shocked too).

CONFIRMED: Nick Cummins AKA The Honey Badger Is The Next Bachelor

If you've been reading anything to do with The Bachelor this week you'll no doubt have seen that the Honey Badger himself Nick…

Rumour Has It That Your Boy Ryan From MAFS Might Be The Next Bachelor

Well, bloody hell. Here we were thinking that the fireman of our dreams Cam was a lock to be the next Bachelor, but rumours today are…

Podcasts & Books

A Tell-All Bachie Book Is About To Hit Your Shelves

While we struggle through this complete lull in reality TV, we’ve been buoyed by the news today that there’s about to be a…

The First Round Of Cast Members For Bachelor In Paradise Australia Has Been Announced

In today’s important news, everybody’s favourite trashy TV show Bachelor In Paradise has announced who exactly will be the first…

Which Bachelor / Bachelorette Villain Are You?

Guys, we have a void in our lives, a very large Sophie Monk shaped void.

Good Areas | Rumour Is That Shane Warne Could Be The Next Bachelor

Well, hit us for bloody six. Rumours are floating around this morning that the next Bachelor could well be Shane Warne.

58 Thoughts We Had During The Bachelorette Finale

Somehow, through brutal karma or just dismal casting, Sophie has come out the other end of a flaw-riddled match-making competition with two…

Which Bachelorette Finalist Are You?

The final week is here and who the bloody hell will Sophie even choose?

66 Thoughts We Had During Week 5 Of The Bachelorette

Somehow five weeks has slipped by since Jarrod made Sophie stomp on six kilos of Woolies white seedless grapes and already…

62 Thoughts We Had During Week 4 Of The Bachelorette

We are already one month into this absolute shit storm of a love story and so far someone has pissed on a plant, a man cried over a dirty…

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Bachelor In Paradise Australia Is Officially Happening

There have been rumours floating around for weeks (along with a suspiciously named private Twitter account) that Bachelor In Paradise…

56 Thoughts We Had During Week 2 Of The Bachelorette

We’re already two weeks into the third season of The Bachelorette and so far $6.45 has been spent on producing it. Sophie is loving…

62 Thoughts We Had During Episode 1 Of The Bachelorette

Crack out the footy franks and a tall glass of Tia Maria on the rocks because the Bogan Queen has risen and the days of archaic misogyny on…

69 Thoughts We Had During The Bachelor Finale

After eight weeks of watching Matty road test eleven different sports cars, the moment we found out which womb he’s going to grow Wet…

The Bachelor Week 7 | Fertile Is The New Black

We’re only a week away from finding out which fertile womb Matty’s going to chain to his kitchen sink and the producers are…

The Bachelor Week 6 + Power Rankings | A Dingo Stole M’Date Card

Holiday season at the Drama Cabana has been and gone and all that’s left are six empty incubators and a comprehensive fertility…

The Bachelor Week 5 Recap + Power Rankings | Game Over Moles

It has been nigh on five weeks since Matty first met all 22 of his potential prodigy incubators and though the first episode provided a few…

The Bachelor Week 4 + Power Rankings | Honey, I Hate The Kids

We’re four weeks into the most drama-fueled season of The Bachelor Australia to date and the cracks in…

The Bachelor Week 3 | A Rose Between Two Dutch Koalas

We’re three weeks into the most dramatic season of The Bachelor Australia to date and it seems Channel Ten is pulling out all the…

The Bachelor Episode 3 | Power Rankings

Episode three was a romanticised nod to historical adultery and the objectification of women for their rich reproductive currency.

The Bachelor Episode 2 | The Villains Have Mole-tiplied

We’re one week into Matty J’s pilgrimage to fatherhood and not one but twenty-two age inappropriate office administrators have…

The Bachelor Episode 1 | Power Rankings

​Hello and welcome to another season of Australia’s Next Top Radio Host & C-List Television Personality. After a gruelling…