Mykiki

Chocolate-covered penis and sprinkle-topped vulva waffles are on the menu at this pint-sized dessert shop on Bourke Street. Rude, anatomy-focused, or downright fun—whatever you want to say about it, Mykiki is sure as hell doing desserts differently.

The Surry Hills shop slings sweet treats in the shape of your good bits. The Kikis—AKA phallic waffles—come covered in rainbow icing, strawberry chocolate and pink sprinkles, and there's even one called the Sugar Daddy, which comes topped with white chocolate and gold. Or, you can get sweet vulva-shaped waffles (or, as the shop calls them, Kikettes), with flavours like triple choc, cookies and ice cream, and one with strawberry ice cream, strawberry chocolate, and flower sprinkles. For $1, you can also add whipped cream, which Mykiki cheekily calls a "happy ending".

Not much of a sweet tooth? You can still get in on the racy waffle fun as Mykiki also offers two savoury Kikette options—the Caprese with tomatoes, mozzarella, pesto, and basil, and the Salo, which comes with salmon and avocado.  

For those who like to make their own fun, Mykiki lets you create your own penis or vulva waffle creation. It also offers catering—hello hens nights and birthday bashes!

Image credit: Mykiki