The Bachelor
Rumour Has It Ali Is Going To Be Dumped As The Bachelorette
Fresh from her appearance on Bachelor In Paradise Australia and her trip to the US to make it work with Grant—rumours are flying about…
27 Thoughts We Had During The Bachelor In Paradise Finale
It’s time to pop the kettle on, peel open that Boost Bar you stole from Woolies and get ready to punch a wall because you’re…
So, Actually, Ali Is Going To Be The Next Bachelorette
So, mere hours after we were lead up the garden path with the news that Lisa Hyde could be the next Bachelorette, Channel 10 throws an…
Word Is Your Girl Lisa Hyde Will Be The Next Bachelorette
Fresh rumours are floating around today about the identity of the next Bachelorette to grace our screens—and it’s none other…
23 Thoughts We Had During Last Night’s Episode Of Bachelor In Paradise
Somehow, we’ve made it to the final week of this crap heap without busting a lung, and for what? Probably to watch Osher remove…
24 Thoughts We Had During Last Night’s Episode Of Bachelor In Paradise
Welcome to another seventy minutes of every dermatologist’s dream. Love is ~organically~ blossoming for a whopping one couple, while…
31 Thoughts We Had During Last Night’s Episode Of Bachelor In Paradise
It’s time to get into your favourite full-length Cotton On bathrobe, crack open a fresh tub of Homebrand Neapolitan ice cream and grab…
28 Thoughts We Had During Last Night’s Episode Of Bachelor In Paradise
As the fourth week of ‘Melanoma In Jarrod’s Eyes’ comes to a close, it’s time to reflect on the shitstorm that had…
The First Love Island Trailer Just Dropped & YES, Sophie Monk
Anyone who’s as glued to their news feed as we are, already knows Sophie Monk returned to our TVs (and lives) last night with the…
26 Thoughts We Had During Last Night’s Episode Of Bachelor In Paradise
Welcome to another episode of Drunk Skunks Get Loose At A Ritzy Western Resort & All Drown Trying To Paddleboard. It’s nearly the…
35 Thoughts We Had During Last Night’s Episode Of Bachelor In Paradise
It’s time to crack out the footy franks and put the Tia Maria on ice because the sole reason Australia’s GDP is plummeting…
32 Thoughts We Had During Last Night’s Episode Of Bachelor In Paradise
Last week on the Gold Coast, Australian athlete Kurt Fearnley, who suffers from a congenital disorder called sacral agenesis, won gold for…
27 Thoughts We Had During Last Night’s Episode Of Bachelor In Paradise
Week three of ‘Krazy Keira & Capsicum Jarrod Breakup Again In Paradise’ is drawing to a close and so far we’ve seen…
36 Thoughts We Had During Last Night’s Episode Of Bachelor In Paradise
Previously on Getting White Girl Wasted On Warm Prosecco In A Solar Heated Lap Pool, the producers lobbed a fox into the hen house by…
30 Thoughts We Had During Last Night’s Episode Of Bachie In Paradise
Going into last night’s episode we were pretty damn ready to call it a day. Between the Flo love triangle, the new Jake love triangle…
30 Thoughts We Had During Last Night’s Episode Of Bachelor In Paradise
Welcome to another week of D-List-Australian-Social-Media-Influencers-Getting-Sunburnt In Bali, where the mimosas are fresh, the melanomas…
41 Thoughts We Had During Last Night’s Episode Of Bachelor In Paradise
Australia’s new favourite brain cell sucker has only been screening for two days and already the country’s GDP is through the…
60 Thoughts We Had During The First Episode Of Bachelor In Paradise
Strap in team—a new season of Bachie is upon us and this time it’s on a freaking island. And we alllllll know what that means: a…
CONFIRMED: Nick Cummins AKA The Honey Badger Is The Next Bachelor
If you've been reading anything to do with The Bachelor this week you'll no doubt have seen that the Honey Badger himself Nick…
A New Bachelor In Paradise Trailer Just Dropped & The Whole Gang Is There
Shout out to anyone who was drowning themselves in the I’m A Celeb finale last night. You lucky ducks scored a big, fat, huge, maybe…
Rumour Has It That Your Boy Ryan From MAFS Might Be The Next Bachelor
Well, bloody hell. Here we were thinking that the fireman of our dreams Cam was a lock to be the next Bachelor, but rumours today are…
A Tell-All Bachie Book Is About To Hit Your Shelves
While we struggle through this complete lull in reality TV, we’ve been buoyed by the news today that there’s about to be a…
The First Round Of Cast Members For Bachelor In Paradise Australia Has Been Announced
In today’s important news, everybody’s favourite trashy TV show Bachelor In Paradise has announced who exactly will be the first…
Which Bachelor / Bachelorette Villain Are You?
Guys, we have a void in our lives, a very large Sophie Monk shaped void. So, given there's not Bachie gossip to chat about (at least…
Good Areas | Rumour Is That Shane Warne Could Be The Next Bachelor
UPDATE: Well, like most good things, this has unfortunately come to an end. Warnie has just hit Twitter and squashed all rumours of…
58 Thoughts We Had During The Bachelorette Finale
Somehow, through brutal karma or just dismal casting, Sophie has come out the other end of a flaw-riddled match-making competition with two…
Which Bachelorette Finalist Are You?
The final week is here and who the bloody hell will Sophie even choose? You've got perfect angel Apollo, who is literally too…
66 Thoughts We Had During Week 5 Of The Bachelorette
Somehow five weeks has slipped by since Jarrod made Sophie stomp on six kilos of Woolies white seedless grapes and already we’re being…
62 Thoughts We Had During Week 4 Of The Bachelorette
We are already one month into this absolute shit storm of a love story and so far someone has pissed on a plant, a man cried over a dirty…
Bachelor In Paradise Australia Is Officially Happening
There have been rumours floating around for weeks (along with a suspiciously named private Twitter account) that Bachelor In Paradise…
56 Thoughts We Had During Week 2 Of The Bachelorette
We’re already two weeks into the third season of The Bachelorette and so far $6.45 has been spent on producing it. Sophie is loving…
Just 10 Bachelorette Men With Cute Animals
Unless you’ve been living under a TV-free rock, you’ll already know The Bachelorette is back. And while our spirit animal,…
62 Thoughts We Had During Episode 1 Of The Bachelorette
Crack out the footy franks and a tall glass of Tia Maria on the rocks because the Bogan Queen has risen and the days of archaic misogyny on…
69 Thoughts We Had During The Bachelor Finale
After eight weeks of watching Matty road test eleven different sports cars, the moment we found out which womb he’s going to grow Wet…
The Bachelor Week 7 | Fertile Is The New Black
Episode 13 We’re only a week away from finding out which fertile womb Matty’s going to chain to his kitchen sink and the…
The Bachelor Week 6 + Power Rankings | A Dingo Stole M’Date Card
Holiday season at the Drama Cabana has been and gone and all that’s left are six empty incubators and a comprehensive fertility…
The Bachelor Week 5 Recap + Power Rankings | Game Over Moles
It has been nigh on five weeks since Matty first met all 22 of his potential prodigy incubators and though the first episode provided a few…
The Bachelor Week 4 + Power Rankings | Honey, I Hate The Kids
We’re four weeks into the most drama-fueled season of The Bachelor Australia to date and the cracks in the unfertilised ovum are…
The Bachelor Week 3 | A Rose Between Two Dutch Koalas
We’re three weeks into the most dramatic season of The Bachelor Australia to date and it seems Channel Ten is pulling out all the…
The Bachelor Episode 3 | Power Rankings
Episode three was a romanticised nod to historical adultery and the objectification of women for their rich reproductive currency. While…
The Bachelor Episode 2 | The Villains Have Mole-tiplied
We’re one week into Matty J’s pilgrimage to fatherhood and not one but twenty-two age inappropriate office administrators have…
The Bachelor Episode 1 | Power Rankings
Hello and welcome to another season of Australia’s Next Top Radio Host & C-List Television Personality. After a gruelling hour and…