Need An Excuse? Comedian Mitch Dale Will Cancel Your Plans For You This Weekend

If you’re on the Sunshine Coast and quietly plotting your escape from Christmas chaos, run club, or yet another Hinge date you don't remember committing to… help has arrived.

Hard Rated has officially hired its own BWS BS Artist, Mitch Dale (yep, @moneymitchau), and his entire job this weekend is to get you out of any social commitment you’re trying to dodge. He’ll make the hard call—you get the clean break and a guilt-free afternoon back. Oh, and you’ll score a free 4-pack of Hard Rated Lemon Pineapple for your troubles.

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How It Works

Swing past BWS Alexandra Headlands this Friday 12 December or Saturday 13 December, anytime from 12pm–6pm. Mitch will be parked in-store ready to dial up your mate, your boss, your mother-in-law, or literally anyone whose name you’d prefer not to see on your caller ID this week.

You hand over the details.
Mitch delivers the excuse.
You walk away an unbooked, unbothered, newly-liberated human.

Alongside your freshly cancelled plans, the first 50 people each day will nab a bonus 4-pack of Hard Rated Lemon Pineapple—a limited-edition flavour you can only get at BWS and Dan Murphy’s until stock dries up.

Consider this your last-minute escape hatch before silly season properly spirals. If you’ve been looking for a sign to bail on absolutely everything… this is it.

For the full details, head to the BWS website here.