With only six couples left, the end, 100k and a TURBOCHARGED Suzuki Swift are very very close.
Following the arrival of four new disruptors, intimate challenges and a surprising double elimination, we were left on the edge of our couches as Tavita once again rose from the ashes (thanks to a save from Gennady). From a culinary performance that'd give Gordon Ramsey a heart attack, to palm climbing and (even more) tears from Gennady, there are no signs of this circus slowing down.
Here are 42 thoughts we had watching tonights episode of Heartbreak Island.
- Gollum and the ring have nothing on Gennady and her T-Bone.
- You’re literally the only person who’s happy he’s here, Gennady.
- Looks like Gennady is public enemy #1.
- But was the wedding ever really on though, Joshua?
- Cuddles are for couples, Weiting.
- Meanwhile, Liam is ready for a lot more than cuddling.
- Loving the new season of Masterchef.
- Drink if you only came on this show to get Instagram followers.
- Don’t they realise the only thing this lot feeds on is drama, backstabbing and tears of the weak.
- The feelings are totally mutual, Josh...
- Josh really doesn’t get the message, does he...
- We hear Ruby’s book of facts contains samples of past partners she's had eliminated.
- Eventually, Tavita’s going to run out of ways to say there’s no way in hell he’s going there with Gennady.
- Whoever said, "The food or the boy" is my hero.
- Is victim number five on the cards for Ruby?
- Hope Shayna likes her seafood well done.
- Love dust? What is Shayna pushing?
- Uneven is an understatement.
- Liam, that isn’t a meal, that is a plate of monstrosity.
- WRONG GIRL, LIAM. ABORT MISSION.
- After seeing their cooking attempts, the chef looks like he’s the heartbroken one on this island.
- Joshua must be getting used to eating balls by now.
- This fight makes less sense than Harry's possum metaphor.
- “Us girls all care for you." That's why only two followed her out.
- Regret and self-loathing—not an ideal cocktail.
- Caitlin was that kid who took High School Musical a little too seriously...
- We have no idea what’s going on either, Weiting.
- Make. It. Stop.
- Josh has got it bad, and Ruby’s had a bloody gutful.
- If he swaps Weiting out, the only place she’s taking Joshua is to his own shallow grave.
- Let’s hope they wear helmets. Can’t risk losing any more braincells.
- At least Hazza gave it a go.
- Dramalamala… the saga of unfortunate scripted jokes continue.
- Gennady’s not into Josh...he’s going to be absolutely devastated.
- That 500km/h swipe left from Ruby is a record breaker.
- This ‘love dust’ is starting to sound very questionable.
- Ruby's getting exactly what she wants. AGAIN
- For once it’s a match for Gennady! #notearslefttocry
- Ok calm down he didn’t propose.
- “Going through more partners than undies." You’re a poet Stacey.
- Bring on the savage warrior Weiting. Watch your back, Joshua.
- Bimbo to beauty, what’s in a first impression anyway.
Image Credit: Heartbreak Island, Lord Of The Rings