Horoscopes: Your Co(s)mic Week Ahead

By Julia Hammond
21st Feb 2017

There’s more than one type of star that’s important in the month of February. Hollywood’s night of nights is almost upon us so in ode to the other kind of stars out there here is a movie-themed horoscope just for you. 


Welcome to the top of the leader board Pisces. Your time to shine is only just beginning so we advise against having all the fun at once. That being said, the sun and moon will be in harmony with your sign most of this week and relationships across the board are benefiting. If you’ve ever wanted to make an impression on a famous Pisces such as Drew Barrymore, Jessica Biel or Robert Downey Jr. this is your moment.

Where you need to go this week: How to get your zen on at home.


There are a fair few stressful days ahead dear Aries, sorry to be the bearer of bad news. Maybe not as stressful as that bit in Titanic where the ships filling up with water and people are jumping overboard and Jack is pretending he’s fine in the cold, cold water…but perspective is everything. Save some energy for Sunday because the new moon brings with it a day of super opportunity.

Where you need to go this week: A super meal to go with your super Sunday.


If it somehow feels like you’ve landed yourself a starring role in The Truman Show you can blame the moon. It’s been chilling in your reputation sector and people are on high alert of your movements. Work related matters are in focus as well so if there were ever a good time to lay low, this is it.

Where you need to go this week: The ideal night of laying low.


Your week is on its way to being fifty shades of awesome and all signs point to super love. Whether you have a beau to ravage or not now is a good time to act a little risqué.

Where you need to go this week: An out there locale for your out there evening.


According to some people you live in a constant fairy tale. You have a great imagination and it lends itself to lengthy daydreams. This week a visit from the sun in your sign will mean you’re finally appreciated for the lighter things you can bring to the table. We’re not saying if you whistle that birds will come to clean the house and sew you a new wardrobe, but your housemate can look like a bird if you use that wild imagination.

Where you need to go this week: A great place to thank your little birdy for their hard work.


Summer lovin’ had you a blast? Summer lovin’ happened so fast? That’s because Venus and Mars have been holidaying in your atmosphere. Venus bodes well for the lover in you while Mars promises sexual energy. Tell me more, tell me more – did you get very far? Sadly, these planets are only passing through so make the most of your summer nights while they last.

Where you need to go this week: How to make the most of summer.


There’s something about Virgo’s this week, they got it going on. Enjoy yourself from Tuesday to Thursday because the powers of attraction are on your side. Think of yourself as the Katniss of this week, everybody wants to be by your side just for being you. Except nobody is trying to kill you (phew).  

Where you need to go this week: Try something delicious here.


You’re a wizard Libra. If there’s a touch of magic to your week on Wednesday it’s not a coincidence, 15 happens to be one of your lucky numbers. Sorry we told you too late for your letter from Hogwarts, maybe check your spam folder in your emails just in case wizarding has gone tech.

Where you need to go this week: Somewhere to take a magical lunch break.


It’s a lightning strike kind of week. On the one hand, you’re in for bolts of energy but on the other, a major crash – 1.21 gigawatts takes a toll. At least you’ve been spared an experimental ride in a time machine car. Then again if that’s the only way to get hoverboards we’ll risk it.

Where you need to go this week: For when your energy has been zapped.


An eclipse is on its way this Sunday and these tend to bring with them new information. You’ve seen the Sixth Sense right? We’ll avoid the spoiler alert and just say that you should avoid making any major decisions until after the weekend. You’d hate to be stuck in your very own plot twist moment. Stick to the status quo instead.

Where you need to go this week: Get some tried and tested tasty dumplings.


If the same old hum-drum is getting you down, then why not get right out of your comfort zone? When Elle Woods went to Harvard she never thought it would turn into a new career, best friend and down-right delicious man candy. We admit studying law out of the blue might be a bit OTT but it’s on the right track. What you need is some mental stimulation to ride out the rest of Feb.

Where you need to go this week: The most OTT fried foods.


This week’s going to be tough going so just keep reminding yourself there’s no place like home. No matter how many witches you have to melt just to make it to Friday, the planets are aligning for a fantastic weekend. Friday and Saturday your personality has the chance to shine and by Sunday good fortune abounds.

Where you need to go this week: End the weekend on a cheesy note.

Can’t get enough movie magic? Here’s all the movies you need on your watch list.

Image credit: Gabrielle Stjernqvist


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