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13 Awesome Things To Do In Melbourne This Weekend

By Millie Lester - 22 Dec 2016

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Christmas is hella nigh and I'll be surprised if anyone has any money left. But if they do, here's some ripper events to spend it on this weekend in Melbourne.

All Weekend

The Wind in the Willows

Take your kids or simply awaken your long-forgotten childhood this weekend by catching Australia’s longest-running theatre show, The Wind in the Willows, in the Royal Botanic Gardens. It’s literally just completed its first international tour in London and is back in Melbourne this summer to deliver you a critically-acclaimed outdoor theatre production full of songs and laffs. Big names such as Ratty, Mole, Badger, Otter, Portly and the main man himself, Mr Toad, will be there. Shows run at 10am every day in addition to an added timeslot of 6pm on Thursday, Friday and Saturday. Head to the website for tickets and further info.

Illusionaire Magic Show

Jonesing for a good ‘ol hit of magic? Then the Illusionaire Magic Show is your one-stop-shop for all things unbelievable. Sam Angelico and Rosanna Maccarrone are an untraditional duo who blend magic and comedy to leave their audiences bewildered and furiously searching for ‘how to’s on YouTube. Rosanna is also one of the very last remaining female magicians in the world. She’s been doing it for over twenty years and she kicks ass. The show kicks off at 2:30pm and 7:30pm on Saturdays and Sundays, and tickets can be purchased here.

Skate With Santa

It’s time to get your skates on because Santa’s coming and he ain’t here for the good boys and girls, he’s here for the ice [ice baby]. Head on over to O’Brien Group Arena between 9am-12pm on Saturday and 9am-10pm on Sunday to shred some ice with Santa. More details here.

QV Outdoor Cinema

Yassss another outdoor cinema! And this one’s in a superbly central location that offers a smorgasbord of delish food, FREE (free? Free!) cocktails, live entertainment, red carpets, instafamous doggos and puppers, and much more! This Friday night will feature a screening of ‘The Night Before Christmas’, followed by ‘Gremlins’ on Saturday night. Grab your tickets here.

Friday 23 December

Bupa Family Day at the ‘G

With matches interrupting Friends sporadically throughout the week, we know the Summer of Cricket is well and truly here. People who should be more excited about it, however, are the kiddos. This Friday between 10:30am-2:30pm at the MCG, families will be treated to free carnival rides, face painting and balloon artists, master classes, appearances from the Australian and Pakistan crickets teams, and even a drop in from SpongeBob Squarepants himself! The event is free, but if you’re after more details, head to the website.

Last Night At The LuWow

Fitzroy’s The LuWow is sadly closing its door, but now before a huge blowout shindig on Friday night from 5pm. The team are saying toodles with one final party where you can tear up the d-floor in the Forbidden Temple party room one last time. The event is free, and you can check out the details on the Facebook event page here.

Miss Malaika Beauty Pageant

This annual event focuses on empowering young African-Australian girls, encouraging them to gain self-confidence, make new connections, create job opportunities and focus on entering their preferred professional fields. Catch these wonderful woman overcoming their fear of public speaking and developing important life skills at North Melbourne’s Meat Market at 4pm on Friday. Click the link for more information.

A Merry Christmas Market

This one is for all you last-minute Xmas shoppers! The Queen Victoria Market is opening its metaphorical gates for a final day of gift buying on the eve of Christmas Eve between 6am-9pm. You’ll be greeted by Santa and his elves, roaming entertainment, live music and stalls of fab wares. This is pretty much your last chance to get your mum a gift, so get down there! (More info here).

Saturday 24 December

Little Dum Dum Club – Christmas Eve Live Podcast

European Bier Café is hosting one of the most popular comedy podcasts in Australia this Saturday night between 7:30-9pm. Come along to this rare live recording opportunity as they go up against the Christmas Carols. Tickets are $22 and can be purchased here.

Christmas Eve at Fed Square

Hit up Fed Square this Saturday evening between 5:30-7:30pm for a special family concert featuring live acts The Jingle Bells and DJ Fiona Scott Norman. You can even stick around afterwards for a live screening of Carols By Candlelight on the Big Screen. Head here for more details.

Vision Australia’s Carols by Candlelight

The mac daddy of Christmas Carols will be kicking off at the Sidney Myer Music bowl this Christmas Eve. Tickets are pretty hefty for the event, however you can also enjoy it from the comfort from your own home as the Nine Network will be streaming the event at 8pm this Saturday evening. For more information on tickets and viewings, head to their website.

Sunday 25 December

Christmas Lunch at Melbourne Zoo

The only thing better than Christmas lunch is having it at the zoo! Our very own Melbourne Zoo will be hosting a lunch between 12-3pm this Sunday afternoon. With three venues to choose from, you’ll enjoy a carefully catered luncheon menu, included drinks, access to the zoo and even a special visit from S-dawg himself (Santa). Head here for tickets and details.

Christmas Lunch with All-You-Can-Eat Meat

Say it with me now–all you can eat meat! Ditch the family this Sunday (if you can’t convince them to join you) and head over to the Meat Market on South Wharf Promenade to eat Christmas lunch like a king (who doesn’t have a capped meat intake). The event will run between 12-4pm and tickets are $95 each. But it’s totally worth it. Get those tickies here.

Image credit: Vision Australia

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