Gifts

15 Steamy Gift Ideas For Couples And Lovers To Shop This Christmas

By Jessica Best
14th Nov 2022

Giving your one and only an air fryer for Christmas is nice and all but have you ever given the gift of joy? We mean like the spine-tingling, curl-your-toes and sprinkle it all over your body kind of joy. No? Didn’t think so.

This Christmas get frisky with some seriously steamy gift-giving. Cue glass dildos, prostate massagers calendars and more massage oil than you can handle.

Read on for the best gifts to shop for couples this Christmas Day.

Gaia By Share Satisfaction

Price: $79.95

Two words: erotic bliss. That's exactly what you'll be buying into when you purchase one of these bad boys. This toy really is the pièce de résistance of couples' play copping 10 sensual vibration modes and a seamless fit between shaft and clitoris/G-spot (and that means double stimulation for you and your partner). We also love what this little powerhouse is made from, think silky soft silicone with ABS plastic, which if you put two and two together, means Gaia is 100% waterproof too. Bonus—she runs at a noise level of fewer than 50 decibels too which is a big yay for any subtle-lovin' you have tee'd up. Buy it here.

LOVERS Real Love Lube

Price: $74

Add a touch of luxury to the bedroom with this sensational new line of skin-loving lubes. LOVERS was dreamt up by gynaecologist Dr. Raelia Lew with women's needs in mind—and a raft of medical-grade active ingredients in each bottle, tailored to your body. While there are a few formulas to pick from, "Real Love" is packed with pro-biotic ingredients perfect for sensitive skin and is available fragrance-free or with a dreamy hint of geranium. Shop here

Fun Factory Mantra 7" Vibrating Silicone Masturbator & Couple's Toy

Price: $188.99

It's giving the devil's horns and in a freaky turn of events, we're onboard. While this beauty definitely has the flex to curve between two bodies, it's a great lil' tool for targeted stimulation. See those ridges? Yeah, they're medical-grade silicone designed to hold lube for longer-lasting glide. Buy it here.

Lovense Diamo App Controlled Vibrating Cock Ring

Price: $197.99

Okay this small but mighty Diamo Vibrating Cock Ring is not only comfortable and on the hush-hush side but is kind of a fun toy to uh, take outside of the house, if you know what we mean *winky face*. There's also multiple ways to wear this crown, especially a thumbs up if you're keen to target the perineum at the same time (which you are). We recommend using a water-based lube with this one. Buy it here.

We-Vibe Chorus Adjustable Couples Vibrator With App And Squeeze Remote

Price:$268.99

When we say sex-tech has come along way (no pun intended), this is exactly what we mean. The We-Vibe Adjustable Couples Vibrator, with its bendy u-shape fit and all, has touch-responsive vibrations and customisable controls so you can have your hands well, elsewhere. In some absolute wizardry, this thing also features three touch-sense modes where your movements literally control the vibrations as you play. Buy it here.

The Double Entendre

Price: $90

two people hugging, one holding a vibrator

Dual motor, flexible internal—these are the words you want to hear when you’re on a mission to invest in pleasure. There’s so much that makes sense about The Double Entendre and it’s seriously witty word-play is just the start. This gal is bendable in all the right places meaning your G-spot and C-spot will be well taken care of. Up on this, she’s waterproof, is made from medical-grade soft silicone and is very, very quiet (like, is this thing even on, quiet).

Yoni Rose Quartz Sex Toys

Price: Various Pricing

It’s time you got around the plastic-free pleasure spree, a new era of self-love, sexual healing and slow ‘O’s’, if you get our drift. Yoni Pleasure Palace is Australia's leading luxury crystal and glass sex toy brand created by Sex Coach & Body Image Activist Rosie Rees. She’s basically the alpha when it comes to educating vagina-owners on how to masturbate without needing a vibrator and is all about pleasure without the plastic that most other sex toys bring to the bedroom. Check out the full range here.

Lovense Quake Adjustable Dual Stimulation Vibrator

Price: $215.99

flexible dual stimulation vibrator

Tiny but ever so mighty, this vibrating gadget is built to bring you the perfect climax. It does all the usual deeds however, where it really shines is around its bluetooth connectivity. Yep, there’s an actual app to match with the Lovense Quake Adjustable Dual Stimulation Vibrator which packs even more features including  sound activation and actual syncing to music (picture yourself hitting god-tier pleasure while you play The Weekend). The app also means you can control the vibrator from shot-range so enter some fun couples-play while you’re in the living room and bae is cooking up a feast in the kitchen.

Lelo Hugo Rechargeable Prostate Massager

Price: $269.99

remote and prostate massager

Prostates, meet Hugo. He’s a raunchy boy sporting eight different settings of intense vibes with two powerful motors because two is always better than one. His wireless remote is your one-way ticket to some improv with a special someone plus, the tapered shape works wonders for easy insertion so you can ahem, get busy with other things.

Ansell Lifestyle Party Mix Condoms (10 Pack)

Price: $11.96

box of condoms

If you’re all about subtleties come Christmas Day then you’ve got to shower your lover with a delicious array of different coloured, flavoured and textured condoms. Hide them around the house, slip them under pillows or you know, cover yourself in them. Rose petals are so old school.

Share Satisfaction Joia

Price: $104.95

curved vibrator

We’ve crossed paths with a lot of vibrators this year but nothing, we repeat, nothing beats the Share Satisfaction Joia. This perfectly-shaped stimulator is to the clitoris, what cheese is to food lovers—a goddamn necessity. There are 14 stimulation modes and it’s also great for couples play so no one misses out.

Satisfyer Endless Joy

Price: $73.95

vibrator

For a little more jingle in the bedroom, feast your eyes on the Satisfyer Endless Joy. This bad boy truly is a godsend and is a flawless addition to any nipple, clitoris, labia, perineum, testicle or penis play. There’s a plethora of ways to use this vibrator as it’s super flexible plus, it can configure around 100 vibration patterns.

HighOnLove Pave Grace Gift Set

Price: $271.95

crystal vibrator

You can’t put a price on love but a crystal-adorned vibrator comes pretty damn close (it’s on everyone’s Christmas Day wish list this year). The kit includes a Grace Palm massager with premium silicone and by default, gives premium nuts too. You’ll also get a handy vile of stimulating sensual oil made with cannabis seed oil.

Eros Nuru Massage Gel Bottle—1L

Price: $94.95

one litre massage oil

If you thought your partner didn’t need a one-litre bottle of massage gel, well yes they do. The Nuru massage gel is originally from Japan and has been voted one of the best gels in the world by the internet. Silicone-free, odourless and colourless, this gel is everything you need and more—it doesn’t stick and leaves no stains, so you’ll also be giving the gift of time to your significant other too.

Share Satisfaction Massage Candle Set

Price: $51.95

candle dripping

Let’s be honest. Sexy time doesn’t just happen any more. You need to establish the setting, work your way up to a climatic string of events and hopefully, finish off with a very satisfying happy ending. To help with getting things started, candles are a great prop but we’re not just talking about any old candles. We’re talking the kind of candles scented in pleasure (whatever that means) and can simultaneously be used as body safe massage oil. Enter this Share Satisfaction Massage Candle Set.

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