Gifts

10 Steamy Gift Ideas For Couples To Shop This Christmas

By Jessica Best
5th Nov 2021

collage of couples gifts for christmas

Giving your one and only an airfryer for Christmas is nice and all but have you ever given the gift of joy? We mean like the spine-tingling, curl-your-toes, crack-a-candy-cane and sprinkle it all over your body kind of joy. No? Didn’t think so.

These holidays, get festive and get frisky with some seriously steamy gift-giving. Leave the Dyson-gifting to the bank of Mum and Dad and keep the bedroom vibes heigh with some saucy stocking-fillers instead. Cue glass dildos, naughty advent calendars and more massage oil than you can handle.

Read on for the best gifts to shop for couples this Christmas.

The Sacred Squirter

Price: $69

glass dildo

Expect no subtleties in this list. The Sacred Squirter is shaped like a tentacle with tongue-like  pleasure bumps and ridged girth for any vagina-haver’s one-way ticket to g-spot bliss. There is no gift on earth that beats this, save your pennies. For added bonus, this beauty is made of 100 per cent Borosilicate glass, is compatible with all lubricants and is hypoallergenic.

Lush Secret Santa

Price: $18.50

candy cane bath bomb

There’s only one real way to bring serious joy to your partner this Christmas and that’s with a festive Secret Santa pack from Lush. Making gift-giving super convenient for you, the pack comes pre-made with a selection of bathing classics including a reusable candy cane bubble bar and a ‘snowman dreaming’ bath bomb. Because nothing gets the mood started quite like a pamper-session in the tub.

The Naughty And Nice Advent Calendar

Price: $299.95

two hand holding advent calendar

Now this, is the magnum opus of couples gifting. The Naughty And Nice Advent Calendar from Adult Toy Megastore is an unmatchable countdown to Christmas for you and your significant other—thank us later. Racking up a whopping $800-worth of gifts inside, this sexy advent calendar is filled with eight different sex toys; a bunch of sensual lubes, arousal gels and body paint; some soft bondage items and a collection of horny card games and dice.

Ansell Lifestyle Party Mix Condoms (10 Pack)

Price: $11.96

box of condoms

Candy canes and gingerbread are nice and all but if you’re serious about ramping up your stocking fillers this year with some serious seduction—you’ve got to shower your lover with a delicious array of different coloured, flavoured and textured condoms. Sleigh all the way.

Share Satisfaction Joia

Price: $104.95

curved vibrator

We’ve crossed paths with a lot of vibrators this year but nothing, we repeat, nothing beats the Share Satisfaction Joia. This perfectly-shaped stimulator is to the clitoris, what cheese is to food lovers—a goddamn necessity. There are 14 stimulation modes and it’s also great for couples play so no one misses out.

Lovehoney 12 Days Of Play Sex Toy Advent Calendar For ‘Men’

Price: $170

men advent calendar

Get frisky this festive season with Lovehoney’s ‘12 Days Of Play’ advent calendar for penis-owners. Packed with all kinds of treats including cock rings, strokers, prostate massagers and even a Hot Shot warming vibrating masturbator (feels like oral)—this gift is the epitome of the saying ‘more bang for your buck’.

Satisfyer Endless Joy

Price: $73.95

vibrator

For a little more jingle in the bedroom, feast your eyes on the Satisfyer Endless Joy. This bad boy truly is a godsend and is a flawless addition to any nipple, clitoris, labia, perineum, testicle or penis play. There’s a plethora of ways to use this vibrator as it’s super flexible plus, it can configure around 100 vibration patterns.

HighOnLove Pave Grace Gift Set

Price: $271.95

crystal vibrator

You can’t put a price on love but a crystal-adorned vibrator comes pretty damn close (it’s on everyone’s wish list this year). The kit includes a Grace Palm massager with premium silicone and by default, gives premium nuts too. You’ll also get a handy vile of stimulating sensual oil made with cannabis seed oil.

Eros Nuru Massage Gel Bottle—1L

Price: $94.95

one litre massage oil

If you thought your partner didn’t need a one-litre bottle of massage gel, well yes they do. The Nuru massage gel is originally from Japan and has been voted one of the best gels in the world by the internet. Silicone-free, odourless and colourless, this gel is everything you need and more—it doesn’t stick and leaves no stains, so you’ll also be giving the gift of time to your significant other too.

Share Satisfaction Massage Candle Set

Price: $51.95

candle dripping

Let’s be honest. Sexy time doesn’t just happen any more. You need to establish the setting, work your way up to a climatic string of events and hopefully, finish off with a very satisfying happy ending. To help with getting things started, candles are a great prop but we’re not just talking about any old candles. We’re talking the kind of candles scented in pleasure (whatever that means) and can simultaneously be used as body safe massage oil. Enter this Share Satisfaction Massage Candle Set.

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