Best Of The Web This Week: A clickable smorgasbord of celebrity trash talk, food porn, good-to-knows, generally interesting chat-starters, and anything else we think you should know about from around the Internet. It’s your watercooler cheat sheet for the week.
Girl 1: Omg babe, I love your new earrings! Girl 2: Thanks, they're nipples.
Attention all environmentalists: prove to yourself how much you actually love mother nature and have 'relations' with it. In Melbourne, because you shouldn't have to travel too fair to get laid. Unless they're an 8/10 or above.
Possibly the most badass group of guys ever decided to jump out a plane and literally play Quidditch. Wingardium Leviosa indeed.
This trooper of a girl gets a massive chunk of hair ripped out from a power drill and a gives a whopping total of zero fuqs. Who knew that scalps were so white?
Olga Noskova may as well rename her Insta to haveacakeorgasm.
Speaking of Insta, I think it's about time we get over their new logo.
Bone marrow doughnut is basically the pastry equivalent of that girl who is kinda cool, but just slightly too weird for the popular girls to accept her. No, you can't sit with us.
If I ever get buried alive by 55,000 tones of cheese, PLEASE don't rescue me. Instead, put on some R&Brie and bring me a nice bottle of champagne and crackers pls.
BUT if you dare bring me my champagne in a Chambong, consider our friendship over.
Written by Michelle Liu. Image Credit: www.amazon.com