The world of sex toys is a big one, to say the least, and much like your skincare routine, it’s essential you invest in the best of the best. And to help you get on your way to premium bedroom bliss, we’d like to draw your attention to some snazzy bits and bobs guaranteed to jazz up—well, you know, your own bits and bobs.
To help, we’ve rounded up the best damn sex toys for vulva-owners out there, from the speediest rabbit vibrators to more discreet toys you can whip out at (almost) any time of the day.
Read on for the best sex toys for women.
The Best Accessible Sex Toys
We totally vibe a step towards the future and that’s exactly what little Moxie is. This super quiet and discreet vibrator (which yes, looks exactly like the remote for your garage door) can be connected to We-Vibe’s We-Connect App which means you and your partner can play sex god wherever you are. It’s also waterproof which, you know, speaks for itself on many levels. The design of this vibrator is no coincidence either and it holds god-tier bedroom status for anyone with arthritis, cerebral palsy, endometriosis, wheelchair users and vaginismus.
It’s the ultimate get your rocks off with your socks off saddle-like vibrator, contoured to your body’s shape for the best kind of contact and intense stimulation (especially if you have reduced sensitivity). The hands-free design of the Ruby Glow is also perfect for anyone with mobility issues or limited hand function and its easy ‘sit-on’ design means you’ll get to indulge in non-penetrative massage which is a huge win if you have endometriosis or vaginismus.
The Best Clitoral Stimulation Toys
Satisfyer Pro 2 Next Generation
If simplicity is key and an ode to the shiz that’s been shaking up the sex toy world for a while now, you can’t go past the Satisfyer Pro 2 Next Generation. It’s been labelled the “best sex toy ever” for a reason and is completely waterproof for any shower or bath play you’ve been fantasising about.
Share Satisfaction Kama
For any vagina-havers, clitoral stimulation and internal vibes is the recipe for a good time so look no further than the Share Satisfaction Kama. The textured g-spot tip is a no-brainer for increased sensation as well.
The Best Wand Vibrators
Bodywand Mini Glow In Dark
If you’re after a novelty nut this glow in the dark goodness is for you. The mini bodywand’s glow-in-the-dark factor is just the start with an ultra-flexible neck (fit for any bedroom manoeuvres) and multi-speed vibrations too. Not to mention this one also spots mini rhinestones for extra glam.
Kink Rechargeable Power Wand
She puts the Volvo in vulva and if that tells you anything it should be that the Kink Rechargeable Power Wand is built on reliability, quality, and high-tech features. This cordless pleasure stick is ripped with eight different speeds and eight vibration patterns for a whopping 64 unique sensations to use on your bits.
The Best Bullet Vibrators
Clitoral Kiss Vibrating Lipstick
Sleek and discreet enough to keep in your bag, wallet or pocket, the Clitoral Kiss Vibrating Lipstick is for the vulva owners out there who like a bit of spontaneity.
Vush Rose 2 Bullet Vibrator
This baby Casanova is the main character to any pleasure journey and, if you ask us, a non-negotiable in your bedside table drawer. What she lacks in size, she makes up with sheer power and yep, those ‘petal’ grooves on the tip make for a buzzing sensation like no other.
The Best Rabbit Vibrators
Share Satisfaction Adia Luxury Gemmed Rabbit Vibrator
And here are, the mighty rabbit vibrators. If you’re going for the real MVP of sex toys, the Share Satisfaction Adia Luxury Gemmed Rabbit Vibrator is the Posh Spice to your Spice Girls. Bearing gold accents, crystal jewels and the softest silicone, honestly, we dare you to say no.
The Best G-Spot Sex Toys
Cosmo Bendable Love
We dare you to not fall in love with this phallic and fun, flexible shaft of the best g-spot-inducer of nuts known to the human race. The bulbous tip slips inside and stays exactly where it’s placed, while the outer shaft bends into a custom position to create intense erotic external vibrations which means this toy has all your main bases covered.
Vush Abbie Chatfield G-Spot Vibrator
It’s the toy that shook the nation and while we’re not ones to simply rave on about a toy just because it's trending, this one absolutely lives up to the hype. Created by the one and only Abbie Chatfield in a might collab with Vush, this guy is powered by a little motor that is super discreet and quiet (though we can’t promise you will be).
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