The Bachelor
Rumour Has It Ali Is Going To Be Dumped As The Bachelorette
Fresh from her appearance on Bachelor In Paradise Australia and her trip to the US to make it work with Grant—rumours are…
27 Thoughts We Had During The Bachelor In Paradise Finale
This is Fiji, the place where love is made forever.
23 Thoughts We Had During Last Night’s Episode Of Bachelor In Paradise
Somehow, we’ve made it to the final week of this crap heap without busting a lung, and for what?
24 Thoughts We Had During Last Night’s Episode Of Bachelor In Paradise
Welcome to another seventy minutes of every dermatologist’s dream.
31 Thoughts We Had During Last Night’s Episode Of Bachelor In Paradise
Our favourite brain cell-crushing feature-length sunscreen ad is back for its fifth week.
28 Thoughts We Had During Last Night’s Episode Of Bachelor In Paradise
To date, Jarrod’s developed more moles than love interests, Leah’s had more Corona’s than kisses, Simone’s lost more…
26 Thoughts We Had During Last Night’s Episode Of Bachelor In Paradise
Welcome to another episode of Drunk Skunks Get Loose At A Ritzy Western Resort & All Drown Trying To Paddleboard. It’s nearly the…
35 Thoughts We Had During Last Night’s Episode Of Bachelor In Paradise
Over in Paradise, tensions are building, mojitos are free-flowing and Channel Ten’s ratings are getting a cheeky nudge every time…
32 Thoughts We Had During Last Night’s Episode Of Bachelor In Paradise
What the flaming heck.
27 Thoughts We Had During Last Night’s Episode Of Bachelor In Paradise
Week three of ‘Krazy Keira & Capsicum Jarrod Breakup Again In Paradise’ is drawing to a close and so far we’ve seen…
36 Thoughts We Had During Last Night’s Episode Of Bachelor In Paradise
Previously on Getting White Girl Wasted On Warm Prosecco In A Solar Heated Lap Pool, the producers lobbed a fox into the hen house by…
30 Thoughts We Had During Last Night’s Episode Of Bachie In Paradise
Guys, stop everything, Channel 10 may just have redeemed themselves.
30 Thoughts We Had During Last Night’s Episode Of Bachelor In Paradise
Who's coming through the Love Gate this week?
41 Thoughts We Had During Last Night’s Episode Of Bachelor In Paradise
PSA: You have to be single to go on The Bachelor (we're shocked too).
60 Thoughts We Had During The First Episode Of Bachelor In Paradise
We have a lot of feelings.
CONFIRMED: Nick Cummins AKA The Honey Badger Is The Next Bachelor
If you've been reading anything to do with The Bachelor this week you'll no doubt have seen that the Honey Badger himself Nick…
Rumour Has It That Your Boy Ryan From MAFS Might Be The Next Bachelor
Well, bloody hell. Here we were thinking that the fireman of our dreams Cam was a lock to be the next Bachelor, but rumours today are…
58 Thoughts We Had During The Bachelorette Finale
Somehow, through brutal karma or just dismal casting, Sophie has come out the other end of a flaw-riddled match-making competition with two…
Which Bachelorette Finalist Are You?
The final week is here and who the bloody hell will Sophie even choose?
66 Thoughts We Had During Week 5 Of The Bachelorette
Somehow five weeks has slipped by since Jarrod made Sophie stomp on six kilos of Woolies white seedless grapes and already…
62 Thoughts We Had During Week 4 Of The Bachelorette
We are already one month into this absolute shit storm of a love story and so far someone has pissed on a plant, a man cried over a dirty…
56 Thoughts We Had During Week 2 Of The Bachelorette
We’re already two weeks into the third season of The Bachelorette and so far $6.45 has been spent on producing it. Sophie is loving…
62 Thoughts We Had During Episode 1 Of The Bachelorette
Crack out the footy franks and a tall glass of Tia Maria on the rocks because the Bogan Queen has risen and the days of archaic misogyny on…
The Bachelor Week 5 Recap + Power Rankings | Game Over Moles
It has been nigh on five weeks since Matty first met all 22 of his potential prodigy incubators and though the first episode provided a few…
The Bachelor Week 4 + Power Rankings | Honey, I Hate The Kids
We’re four weeks into the most drama-fueled season of The Bachelor Australia to date and the cracks in…
The Bachelor Episode 2 | Everything You Need To Know
We’re one week into Matty J’s pilgrimage to fatherhood and not one but twenty-two age inappropriate office administrators have…
The Bachelor Episode 1 | Power Rankings
Hello and welcome to another season of Australia’s Next Top Radio Host & C-List Television Personality. After a gruelling…