Horoscopes: Your Co(s)mic Week Ahead

By Nathan Santamaria
11th Oct 2016

Over here at The Urban List, we want our readers to know what's in store for them for the week ahead. So we're bringing you horoscopes for real people—who want their cosmic predictions with a side of honesty. Here are your horror-scopes, including suggestions for where to drown those mystical sorrows when you find out what you're *really* in for this week.


This is your lucky week, Pisces. Not the kind of luck where you should be running out and buying lotto tickets (I mean you could if you really want to) but it's just the little things that are starting to go your way. By the end of the week, even the toughest jobs feel like a snap and you’ll cruise into the weekend feeling pretty good.

Where you need to go this weekend: Dress codes can always be tricky. If you’re heading out and not sure what to wear then check out our Guide to Dress Codes.


Might be the week to try something new, Aries. Not a huge change but maybe something little to give yourself a bit of excitement. Try somewhere new for lunch, say yes to an invitation you usually wouldn’t, take the scenic route home. The world around you is rich and interesting—you might just find yourself going on an adventure!

Where you need to go this weekend: Ever thought about trying Modern Lebanese Food? Might be time to give it a go!


As much as you love your friends, Taurus, sometimes you just have to be firm. At the beginning of the week, other people may just feel like a liability and you’ll want to take charge. Don’t be too harsh or bossy but make sure you take charge. By the end of the week, you’ll just want to get away and the weekend is a great opportunity to take a day trip.

Where you need to go this weekend: You definitely need to consider these places for your next getaway! Check out our Seven Spots To Take Your Breath Away This Weekend for tips.


You’ve got so much to do and so little time, Gemini (a cliché I know, but true). The week flies by and you feel like you didn’t accomplish as much as you wanted to. Try to put work to the side this weekend and refuel. Stay in, binge on some Netflix, head out drinking with some friends, whatever it is you do to relax, do it.

Where you need to go this weekend: Melted cheese goes well on just about everything. Check out this Cheese Food Truck.


Your tank will be running a bit low on Monday and Tuesday, Cancer. Do something chill to get your energy levels back up; take lunch by yourself, rent a movie, read a book. You’ll need all the energy you can get because come Saturday it's party time! Let loose a bit and head out on the town.

Where you need to go this weekend: Don’t quite get food & wine pairing? Don’t worry it can get a bit tricky but we have you sorted. Check out this guide to How To Order Wine and Not Sound Like A Wanker.


You are flying high at the beginning of the week, Leo. You’re feeling a passion for travel that persists into the weekend and you feel its time for a bit of a getaway. Even if it’s just a day trip, start planning your next holiday. You’re romantic life is going pretty well too so it could be worth considering bringing that special someone along.

Where you need to go this weekend: Yes! Time to get out and explore. Check out Auckland's Top 10 Hidden Adventures.


It feels like its full speed ahead, Virgo but you’re loving the challenge. If you can keep up the pace then you’re set to accomplish heaps this week! When the weekend rolls around you’ve got two paths ahead of you, ride this wave for as long as you can or jump off and paddle into calmer waters—it's completely up to you.

Where you need to go this weekend: The reopening of Frasers is one to pencil into the diary!


You’re thinking really differently this week, Libra but that’s not necessarily a bad thing. You will be throwing around odd ideas and people love them. By Friday you’re finding yourself a bit out of it though. The weekend is a welcome break as you try to gather your thoughts. Some time with friends that you haven’t seen in a while will help sort you out.

Where you need to go this weekend: If you’re looking for a somewhere to satisfy your sweet tooth then the opening of Miann's second shop will satisfy your stomach and your Instagram!


Being surrounded by friends and family can be therapeutic, Scorpio. You want to be surrounded by people and be part of a group, which is nice but don’t forget you’re your own person too. Later in the week you may be called upon to settle a dispute or give out some advice. Think carefully before you make and decisions, they could have larger implications that you realise.

Where you need to go this weekend: A good pub meal and a beer might be just what you need this weekend! Check out Auckland's Best Classic Pubs.


The good vibes are really flowing this week, Sagittarius and it’s hard to kill your mood. People are put in a good mood just by being around you; you’re simply oozing positivity. Try to make the most of your good mood this weekend by doing something you love, gardening, reading, go to a movie whatever it is.

Where you need to go this weekend: Can you say comfort food? Check out Auckland's Best Nutella Everything!


Anything is possible when you put your mind to it Capricorn (you also need to put the effort in though). By Wednesday everything feels like its on fast forward, blink too much and it’s Friday already. Hopefully the weekend won’t fly by as fast and you’ll be able to enjoy it!

Where you need to go this weekend: Sit back and relax at these New Rooftop Bars You Should Have Been To.


Planning and discipline is really important this week, Aquarius. If you’re not careful you could find yourself way off track and not even realising how you got there. Take some time on Monday to plan out your week and it will really pay off. By Friday you’re exhausted (it's been a long week), if you can spend the night in then you’ll be feeling up to heading out on Saturday!

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