Horoscopes: Your Co(s)mic Week Ahead

By James Shackell
12th Sep 2017

No doubt about it, spring is in the air. That Antarctic wind blasting through our city of sails. Auckland's habit of channel-flicking between crisp sunshine and torrential rain whenever it gets bored. If the seasons can’t make up their mind, what hope do you have?

Hold on to your horoscopes, Auckland. This is what you’re *really* in for this week.


Holy crap, Taurus, did you paint that? Creativity is running hot for you this week, and it’s showing in your work. Better find something to help channel your new artistic genius.

You’ve got an eye for style this week. Let's keep you organised with some stylish stationery while we're at it.


This week’s gonna throw you a few curve balls. But try not to dig in and lock horns (as hard as that is for you Ariens). Less is more when it comes to conflict. Pick your battles and watch your back.

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This week, Gems, when someone asks you ‘How’s it going?’ don’t just shrug and say ‘Meh. It’s all good.’ You may look deep and mysterious, but the universe is telling you to SHARE. Shells are for giant clams.

Nothing says bestie catch-ups like drinks and getting cozy in Auckland's best fireplace bars. Bring on all the feels.


You’ve done it again, Cancer. Double booked yourself with two separate events. Curse your irresistible sexual magnetism! Better play this one carefully – someone’s gonna get their feelings hurt.

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Venus is going deeper into your sign, which either means you’ll be abducted by aliens OR you’re in for a serious crush at work (we’re double checking out charts – hang tight on that one). Either way, should be an interesting week...

If that crush pans out, we’ve got the ultimate date venues: Auckland's best tinder date spots


Your stars are synching up nicely, Virgo. This is the week where you kick ass at work AND get your relationship back on track. You’ve been swimming upstream for a while now, but the universe is about to lend you a jet-ski.

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Librans, you read body language so well you could teach classes. And this week, that superpower is gonna come in real handy. Watch out for subtle signs of attraction at work. There’s someone crushing on you...

Balance is your mantra, so how about test it with the new fitness trend: Pilates 


You’ve been browsing those job posts for weeks, Scorpio. When are you gonna take the plunge and just DO it? That career isn’t gonna un-stick itself. Watch for new opportunities, and don’t be shy to click ‘Apply’.

Here's some tips to land your dream job ASAP.


Venus is glowing like a lava lamp right now, and that means one thing Sagittarians: lurv is in the air. You’re gonna be getting it daily, nightly and ever so rightly this week. Try not to gloat. People hate that.

If you’re looking for mood lighting, Auckland's new rooftop bar has your name all over it.


You’ve been fumbling around in the dark recently, but a truth-seeking moon is slowly coming into orbit. That means better decisions and more certainty. If you’ve been holding off a big life change, this is the week to jump.

Big life decisions taste better with delicious buttery croissants. Lucky we know where to get the good stuff.


Feel that, Aquarius? That’s inner harmony. You’ve got Mr Miyagi-level focus this week, and it’s up to you how to use it. Start a side hustle or kick goals at work – anything is possible if you put your mind to it.

New direction, new running route?


Just keep swimming, Pisces. It was good advice in Finding Nemo, and it’s good advice now. Perseverance is the key word for you this week. The universe is gonna chuck the kitchen sink at you, it’s up to you whether you catch it.

Slowly but surely, signs you've got your life together.

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