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The Ultimate “Would You Rather” For Foodies

By Ellen Seah - 02 Sep 2017

The Ultimate “Would You Rather” For Foodies


Remember the days when you were young and innocent and the most difficult “Would You Rather” question was “would you rather a lifetime supply of M&Ms or Maltesers”?

We’ve taken that innocent game and devised the hardest, soul-wrenching, soul-crushing “Would You Rather” for foodies. Because, when food is life, what happens when you pit food against food?

1. Would you rather: only be allowed to drink beer or coffee? Choose wisely.
2. Would you rather:  never eat cheese or chocolate again? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
3. Would you rather: never eat any kind of cake or any kind of ice cream again?



4. Would you rather: only be allowed to eat bread as a carbohydrate or only be allowed to eat pasta? Don’t forget about warm sourdough dipped in olive oil.
5. Would you rather: never be allowed cheese on your burgers again or never be allowed cheese on pizza? CAN EITHER SURVIVE WITHOUT CHEESE?



6. Would you rather: have to eat the same breakfast every day for the rest of your life or never be allowed to choose what you eat for breakfast? And brunch counts as breakfast.
7. Would you rather: have to eat every hour or never be allowed to snack again? If you choose snacking, what will you eat in between meals?
8. Would you rather: be vegetarian forever or have to eat meat in every meal for the rest of your life?



9. Would you rather: eat a block of butter or a drink a bottle of sriracha? Sigh.
10. Would you rather: never be allowed to use cutlery again or plates/bowls? Think of this practically.
11. Would you rather: never be allowed salt to any of your food or never be allowed to cook with sugar?
12. Would you rather: have an all expenses paid month-long holiday but you can never eat cheese again in your life, or skip the free hol?
13. Would you rather: have your dream job but you can’t eat carbs for the rest of your life, or skip the job and eat the carbs?

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