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61 Thoughts We Had While Watching Episode 2 Of The Gilmore Girls Revival

By Millie Lester - 30 Nov 2016


So we watched the second episode, because almost nothing was resolved in the first one, but mostly because we haven't seen Melissa McCarthy yet, and we won't sleep until we do.

Here's what went through our heads during the second episode:

  1. WHERE YOU LEAD, I WILL FO-wait, what is this?
  2. Seriously, where the hell is the theme song?
  3. Did they blow that budget on Christmas decorations as well?
  4. Alanis Moressette reference. #10pointstogriffyndor
  5. I’m glad Emily’s hair has chilled TF out in the last decade.
  6. Ain’t no party like a Stars Hollow international spring food festival party.
  7. Taylor & Kirk would be such a power couple.
  8. Mrs Kim is the dankest most boss biatch in the whole show.
  9. If Rory accepted as many jobs as she turned down, she could stop paying for her flights in Monopoly money.
  10. #GypsyIsBerta
  11. MR KIM WAAAAAAAAATTTTTT?? 
  12. "Hey, it's my dad!" should have been the 'last four words'.
  13. Hey Jackson. GIVE ME MELISSA MCCARTHY, JACKSON.
  14. River Song needs to calm TF down.
  15. Logan ordered a basket of fries for the table.
  16. You hang onto that one, Rory. No matter how much he tries to marry his fiancé.
  17. Hey! Mitchum Huntzberger knows Condaynass.
  18. He wants to help her get a meeting at Condaynass.
  19. Stars Hollow has gone from 0-gay in 5 seconds.
  20. If they say ‘gay’ enough times in this episode, it’ll definitely make up for the lack of queer representation in the last seven seasons.
  21. Taylor’s staying in the closet though. It’s ok, we’ll wait.
  22. Michel’s monologues really break up Lorelai’s monologues.
  23. If Lorelai & Emily aren’t bffs by the end of this, I’ll sue.
  24. I’ll also sue if Emily’s BMI doesn’t increase by more than four points.
  25. Seriously what has Rory been doing for 10 years?
  26. How can she afford to fly between continents?
  27. Get TF out of Melissa McCarthy’s kitchen, Rachel.
  28. Has Rory not told Luke that you never turn down large sums of money from rich people?
  29. The Chilton headmaster is such a c***.
  30. Rory would make such a good teacher.
  31. Look at Headmaster Chuntston; he’s thinking it too.
  32. EXCUSE ME. IS RORY TURNING DOWN ANOTHER FULL-TIME JOB?
  33. CAN SOMEONE GET THIS BISH A PERSPECTIVE PLEASE.
  34. Logan is talking to Rory while nakey O-debt is asleep in bed next to him, lucky she doesn’t have ears or eyes (??)
  35. Condaynass.
  36. Hey, it’s Condaynass!
  37. Rory can’t understand why they’re not offering her a job, everyone else is.
  38. There are so many smart phones in this season, it’s like being on the city-loop.
  39. I hope Caesar’s gone up a pay bracket since 2007.
  40. Luke and Lorelai haven’t had a single affectionate exchange so far.
  41. So Rory’s accepting the job that’s not going to pay her a single cent.
  42. Condaynass.
  43. OK, I’ve just turned the subtitles on and rewound, bear with me.
  44. IT’S CONDÉ NAST.
  45. Rory’s only inviting her mum to New York because there’s no way she could afford a hotel room on her own.
  46. Rory’s falling asleep on the only real job she’s had in months.
  47. IT’S LAUREN GRAHAM’S DAUGHTER FROM PARENTHOOD.
  48. LORELAI CALLED HER ‘KID’.
  49. **when worlds collide**
  50. “Excuse me, what are you waiting for?”
  51. For you to accept a job so your lifestyle makes sense, Rory.
  52. Rory cheated on Paul again. #cutforPaul
  53. This kid’s next girlfriend better be Beyoncé, he deserves the world. #TeamPaul?
  54. I haven’t talked to my mum about one-night stands in phwoar, god, it must have been NEVER.
  55. Lorelai just called Rory a slut and she took it as a compliment. #yasRory
  56. Condaynass Condé Nast.
  57. Rory is being such a good sport, she’s humouring that lady at SandeeSays with an interview.
  58. Oh shit, she’s being asked questions.
  59. No one said there’d be questions at this interview.
  60. God, it’s just hurdle after hurdle for Rory, someone give Rory a break!
  61. Sweet, they’re ending the episode on some cryptic ancient song lyrics instead of the famous Gilmore Girls theme song.

Image credit: Netflix

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