If you're a die-hard fan, you were watching this at midnight on Friday night and had not even had a hot milo break since you sat down four and a half hours ago with your Crust pizza, because you weren't going to have a wink of sleep until you heard THOSE LAST FOUR WORDS.
These are the thoughts I had during the final episode of the Gilmore Girls Revival:
- Ok, if Melissa McCarthy doesn’t show up for more than 6 seconds in this episode, I’ll sue.
- Like, I’m not even joking, try me Amy Sherman-Palladino, I’ve got almost nothing to live for now that Grey’s Anatomy has gone to the dogs.
- Plot twist, Lorelai isn’t shacking up with Christopher; she’s actually going hiking because nothing clears your mind like the beauty of nature and third degree sunburn.
- Lorelai is every year 7 on school camp. Except she DOESN’T HAVE TO BE THERE.
- Oooh there’s a storm coming and people might die – nice try Amy, but you can’t die if you’re rich.
- Lorelai’s definitely still going though, because if there’s one thing this show’s taught us it’s that women are fiercely independent beings, and that if a man offers you large sums of money, you take it.
- How is the Stars Hollow Gazette office an actual office with employees and not someone’s kitchen table??
- Oooh yes, more Jess time, let’s see how many girlfriends he can mistreat in the next 16 seconds.
- Give him relationship advice, Jess. Tell him to fight a swan.
- Luke’s so lost without Lorelai.
- It’s like when Claire died on McLeod’s Daughters just as Alex was about to propose.
- And like that time a tree fell on Alex on his way home from the airport and he filmed himself dying so Stevie would never have a full night’s sleep again.
- McLeod’s Daughters is the most underrated show that’s ever been on television.
- Mhmm - Jess can pull my modem out.
- Yass finally, something we can relate to - boxed wine solves errrrthing.
- Stars Hollow is gaw-juss in autumn.
- THE LIFE AND DEATH AND BAGS OF MONEY BRIGADE.
- Finn makes the Australian accent so sexy. Contrary to that guy they interviewed on the Today Show last week that chased a car in his knickers. #straya
- Petition to make him the next Bachelor, spouse or not. #whatwouldRorydo
- Leave Rory alone, Logan, she needs to find a nice SINGLE man.
- Like, how much fkng money do these men have??
- If I had a dollar for every time someone handed me the keys to a mansion with a cook and a cleaner so I could watch Youtube videos nine hours a day, I’D HAVE NO DOLLARS.
- I hate when I go out with my friends and they buy the entire hotel.
- Omg Rory no, don’t get frisky with the taken man.
- Where’s the strong independent woman your mother raised??
- Probably accepting job offers in a parallel universe.
- HOW CAN ROREY AFFORD TO SUMMON A CAR, SHE’S THE EDITOR OF THE STARS HOLLOW GAZETTE.
- Let this man go, Rory.
- Do not kiss him again.
- For Christ’s sake.
- Who is this poor broad Logan is cheating on thrice a week?
- Have you no respect, Rory?
- (Have you no debt, Rory?)
- ANOTHER Parenthood cameo.
- IT’S LAUREN GRAHAM’S HER REAL LIFE LOVERRR. (Stop flirting, Lorelai, this isn't the real life).
- These people literally throw money away.
- Luke just fed a steak to the dog.
- Aww Luke thinks Lorelai is going to leave him.
- He probably watched the trailer too.
- Plot twist: “I think we should get married”.
- Thank gawd, the trailer made it look like they were fo’ sho’ breaking up.
- Emily is F-I-E-R-C-E in casual wear.
- Why do they keep playing the theme song in the middle of episodes??
- Aww she’s going to write her book in Richard’s office. (Creepy bitch).
- She’s already written the bloody book.
- Throw it at her Lorelai!
- ‘The Gilmore Girls’ – how on earth did Condé Nast not make her Editor??
- Yes, let’s celebrate Rory’s abject defiance of her mother’s privacy with a box of pop tarts.
- How are they both not dead from type 2 diabetes yet?
- YES, EMILY EXPLOSION. EMILY WILL EAT BIKKIES WITHOUT A SERVIETTE IF SHE DAMN WELL WANTS TO.
- The pop culture references, the sass, EMILY IS LORELAI.
- SAY BULLSHIT AGAIN EMILY. SAY IT.
- Meanwhile Rory is totally having a secret meeting about the book.
- Or she’s pregnant.
- Nope, it’s Christopher!!
- Another rich family member. You go Rory.
- Where’s GG? (Who cares.)
- Christopher is bragging about how much money he has. “Do you need some money? I have lots of money”
- Take it Rory.
- “I like your office”, of course you do Rory, it cost more than your childhood.
- DEAN. You saucy beast. Your hair is delicious.
- Why are you asking if he’ll be in your book Rory? You’re just going to put him in there anyway.
- MELISSA MCCARTHY YAAAAAAAAAS. We can all die now.
- Look at Emily putting on canvas shoes, her psychological transformation is VERY evident.
- She works at the museum for Christ’s sake.
- Someone tell Rory to an epilogue to her memoir.
- Don’t let her publish the book, Lorelai. Give her some money to stop, she loves that shit.
- Oh no, Jess and Rory are going to end up together. #unpopularopinion #teamPaul #justjoking #teamKirk
- HE NEVER TREATED YOU RIGHT RORY.
- HE PUNCHED A SWAN.
- At least Lorelai’s taking Rory with her when she elopes this time.
- The wedding decorations are definitely where they blew the McCarthy budget.
- It’s almost worth it.
- Emily deserves all the happiness in the world; in fact Emily deserves her own spin off.
- Lol Paul dumped Rory.
- “I treated him so badly” “No you didn’t Rory”. YES YOU DID RORY.
- What happened to baby Gilmore?
- She’s had everything short of a single boyfriend handed to her on a silver platter.
- Even the infamous last four words.
- “Rory’s up the duff.”
- This show has gone full circle.
- I can't wait to watch Logan try and break up Rory & Jess' relationship in twenty years, therefore causing long-term psychological damage to Lorelai IV who'll consequently never be able to accept paid employment, just generous financial donations from a string of authoritative male figures.
- But I don’t care because I am so god damn impressed with how many cast members they managed to bring back.
- Take note, Grey’s Anatomy.
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