Just when you thought Beyoncé’s bestie, AKA Zoë Foster Blake, couldn’t get any cooler. News flash—she just did.
Behold the Break-Up Boss app, which is easily the greatest app of our time. If you follow her on Insta (course you do), you’ll know that Zoë just gets, well, you.
She’s long been the kind of chick you’d just love to have a cheeky bottle (or two) of wine with. And now, you can (well, kinda).
Showing the recently dumped ladies of Australia exactly how to nail life post break-up, she’ll have you healing your own broken heart in no time flat. Think of it like a bestie in your pocket. So whether you’re in a total WTF just happened like state, or you’ve totes got this, you’re not alone.
The best part? Zoë’s there in case you try to text your ex. There’s an added function (of course) so you can tell that douchebag exactly what you think of them. Because, let’s be real, we’ve all been there.
Grab Break-Up Boss from the App store now. We should mention that 10% of all sales go to the Safe Steps Family Violence Response Centre in Victoria (see why we love her?).
If you’re looking for us, we’ll be in Italy.
Image Credit: Bridget Jones