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19 Foods You Will Never Eat Again (Because They No Longer Exist)

By Olivia Atkinson - 16 Nov 2017

20 Foods You Will Never Eat Again (Because They No Longer Exist)

Sorry to get all downbuzz on you, guys, but today’s topic is a sad one. We’re going to talk a long, hard look at all the foods that used to play an important role in our lives. These delicious creations were cruelly taken off the shelves, never to be seen agai. And y’know what? It’s not OK.

To help you with the grieving process (we know you’ve been keeping it bottled up inside), here are all the discontinued foods you will never eat again. RIP.
 

  1. Tangy Fruits. This cute wee pot of fruit-flavoured candies was the tits.
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  2. ​Snifters. Rudely snuffed out and never to return again.
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  3. Sparkles. You really know how to piss off a nation, huh, Pascall?
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  4. Fruju Tropical Snow. After much campaigning, these glorious treats made a short resurgence in 2014, only to be quickly snatched away from us again. Never forgive, never forget. 
  5. Paradiso. Again, thanks Tip Top...for nothing.
    19 Foods You Will Never Eat Again (Because They No Longer Exist)
  6. Wonka Mud Sludge Bars. Willy, what were you thinking?!
    19 Foods You Will Never Eat Again (Because They No Longer Exist)
  7. A 50 cent bag of lollies from the dairy. These were chocka with ALL the goodies but these days you’ll be hardpressed to find a non-stale bag for less than three bucks a pop. Sad, sad times.
    19 Foods You Will Never Eat Again (Because They No Longer Exist)
  8. Splash Popsicles. Blue, purple and ‘junglicious’. A beautiful combination thrown into the abyss.
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  9. Dunkaroos. Espesh the strawberry flavour.
    19 Foods You Will Never Eat Again (Because They No Longest Exist)
  10. Fruity Bix Bars.  Basically fruity Weet-Bix covered in yoghurt, these were the school snack of our childhoods.
    19 Foods You Will Never Eat Again (Because They No Longer Exist)
  11. ‘Flurried’ McFlurries. Whoever decided to replace perfectly blended flurries with this ‘hand-stirred’ crap needs to reevaluate their life choices immediately.
    19 Foods You Will Never Eat Again (Because They No Longer Exist)
  12. McDonald’s Supersize Servings. No wasted tears over this one. That was all sorts of f*cked up.
    19 Foods You Will Never Eat Again (Because They No Longer Exist)
  13. Hellers Purplo’s. Purple sausages? Chunder.
  14. CC’s. Doritos need to move the heck out of New Zealand so CC’s can make a comeback. Like, ASAP.
  15. Georgie Pie. We know, we know, you can get them at Macca’s but it’s not really the same.
    19 Foods You Will Never Eat Again (Because They No Longer Exist)
  16. Calippo Shots. How we miss those icy balls.
    19 Foods You Will Never Eat Again (Because They No Longer Exist)
  17. Paddle Pop Mud Puddle and Frozen Thick Shake. Yet another ice cream company making terrible, TERRIBLE decisions. Streets, we think it’s time for a cheeky comeback.
    19 Foods You Will Never Eat Again (Because They No Longer Exist)
  18. Potato Smiles. Ah, McCain, do it again! We miss our smiling spuds.
    19 Foods You Will Never Eat Again (Beacause They No Longer Exist)
  19. McDonald’s Kiwiburger. Dammit, people! Just make it permanent. It made a brief return last year but needs to stay. After all, what’s a burger without beetroot and egg?

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