Unless you’ve been living under a TV-free rock, you’ll already know The Bachelorette is back. And while our spirit animal, Sophie Monk, dates 18 of Australia’s finest (weeeellll?) we’re focusing on the big issues. Do the men have cute animals in their lives?
This stuff is important okay. Oh, and you’re welcome. We know you wanted this in your life—you just didn’t know it yet.
Any man who befriends stray doggos (and gives them adorable names like Moonlight) is a total babe in our books. And if that’s not enough, gorgeous Border Collie Coda will win you over. We think we’ve just found our winner!
We have no words for this one. You’re welcome ladies.
Blake knows the secret to life’s biggest issue is a cute pooch in one hand—oh, and a delicious looking cocktail in the other, obvs.
We’re not sure anyone can compete with this doggo. Watch yourself, Soph.
While he’s had no problem wooing our Soph, it appears Jarrod has a secret weapon. He may not be in the photo with this cutie, but at this point, do you really care?
The man on horse scenario has been the beginning to many the fairytale. Cue Apollo with ridiculously cute miniature ponies.
Bingham Fitz Henry
Excuse us while we ditch our day job for the #farmlife.
If you squint reeeeeallly hard, you’ll notice Mackane is holding an orangutan. Yes.
If Harry’s got an animal, we don’t know about it. But if we had to guess, we’d peg him as a dolphin guy.
Luckily, it seems Soph clued on early to the fact that this guy is missing one important thing: a cute fur baby. We guess a cute baby will do instead.
Just here for the halloumi fries? We got you.
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