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Overheard In Melbourne This Week: VAMFF Edition

By Bianca O'Neill - 09 Mar 2016

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It's time once again for overheard—bringing you all the ridiculous conversations we've sneakily jotted down whilst you were talking unawares. This week we have a special FASHUN edition for you, straight from the #frow at VAMFF. Well, we're not coming at you from the frow, but at least the commentary is...

Let's get our fashion bish on. Onward!

Frow chatter

Girl 1: Lol the woman in the front row.
Girl 2: Who are you? Anna Wintour? FUCK OFF WITH SUNGLASSES INSIDE!
Girl 1: Maybe she has dark circles under her eyes from the tireless hours she spent plagiarising herself.

Girl 1: Wait. WTF. 70k followers and she's in the THIRD ROW??
Girl 2: I knowwwwww.
Girl 1: So I guess I'lll be outside then.

Girl 1: I can't believe she's in the front row.
Girl 2: Don't talk about it too loud, she'll write about it.

Street style stalkers

Girl 1: Wow, she is very into her own outfit.
Girl 2: I think she's more into herself than people are into her.

Girl 1: That photographer always takes photos of the most boring outfits.
Girl 2: Either that or she just hates you?
Girl 1: Maybe she wouldn't if I wore a boring outfit?
Girl 2: Nah, she'd probs still hate you.

Guy: It's clearly too hot for what you're wearing.
Girl: It's never to hot for couture. I'll die before I give in to being basic.

Some other random shit

Girl 1: So glad VAMFF isn't at Docklands again this year. Melbourne Museum Precinct is so much more #onbrand
Girl 2: Plus, there's a huge white wall for my #ootds.

Promo girl: Did you want to take a photo with this promotional coffee cup?
Girls: No thankyou.
Promo girl: We can give you a free espresso martini each if you do!
Girls: Yes, absolutely.
Girl 1: I'll dilute my personal brand for an espresso martini for sure.

Want more Melbourne LOLs? Read our latest Real Housewives of Melbourne live blog.

Photo credit: Stuff.co.nz

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