It's time once again for overheard—bringing you all the ridiculous conversations we've sneakily jotted down whilst you were talking unawares. This week we went to the Yeezy Season 3 premiere, and heard quite a few crackers... And then we got hit with the Grammys red carpet last night. Talk about bonus.
Oh the things you hear in movie theatres... again. Onward!
Yeezy Season 3
Girl 1: Wait... Yeezy is dropping a new album today as well?!
Girl 2: Um, Yeezy IS Kanye.
Girl 1: Mind. Blown.
Girl: I love how Kanye always makes Anna Wintour sit next to Kim at his runways. LOL.
Guy: Kim Kardashian is dressed as a pomeranian.
Guy: Kanye's collection is for kids who can't dress good.
Girl: Are you combining references to Yeezy AND Zoolander in one?
Guy: Derelict my balls.
Girl: The Grammy's red carpet was so horrific I can't wait to get home and blog about it.
Guy: You have a lot of spare time on your hands, don't you.
Girl: Lady Gaga looks like someone poured tomato sauce all over her head because they were so offended by that fugly coat.
Girl 1: Forget smashing crap in the Break Room, I want to spend my TGIF drinks shaving that giant dread of The Weeknd's head.
Girl 2: OMG so satisfying.
Some other random shit
Girl 1: Real Housewives of Melbourne is about to start again. So my life is about to start again.
Girl 2: You'd love to be on it.
Girl 1: Not until I get my botox topped up, several thousand more times.
Girl: I HATE YOU TIDAL I WANT KANYE'S NEW ALBUM NOW. Stupid internet. I'd totally buy a CD right now.
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