Bars & Pubs

Warm Up This Winter With Melbourne’s Hottest Bar & Café Staff

By Clare Acheson - 04 Aug 2016

Tall Timber
Prahran, VIC 1 Image
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Prince Alfred Hotel
Carlton , VIC 1 Image
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Coin Laundry
Armadale, VIC 1 Image
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Lûmé
South Melbourne, VIC 1 Image
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Serotonin Eatery
Burnley, VIC 1 Image
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Little Big Sugar Salt
Abbotsford, VIC 1 Image
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Two Wrongs
South Yarra, VIC 1 Image
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Le Bon Ton
Collingwood, VIC 1 Image
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Café De La Ville
South Yarra, VIC 1 Image
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Boilermaker House
Melbourne, VIC 1 Image
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Smith & Daughters
Fitzroy, VIC 1 Image
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While we spend a lot of time here at The Urban List, debating the consistency of the perfect poached egg, or how long is to long to wait for a baked good—any longer than ten minutes and you’ve lost me—we also acknowledge that our flat whites taste a hell of a lot better when served by a human being that looks like they’ve stepped straight out of our secret Instagram search tag dreams, whether you’re a #girlswithglasses fan or a #guyswithtattoos lurker.

So, looking for a brunch spot that’ll float your crush-out boat while filling your stomach? Or a bar that’ll blend you a bellini while giving you a… Cute smile? Read on for the names that keep popping up on our eye candy list.*

Tall Timber

Prahran

Tall Timber is all about canvas aprons, strong coffees, and expertly tousled facial hair. You won’t know whether to Instagram the waiter or that plateful of edible flowers he’s just set in front of you…

Prince Alfred Hotel

Richmond

I don’t know if the Prince Alfred made this list because their suntrap of a beer garden makes everyone look infinitely more attractive, or because I’m always on the Pimms when I’m there, but seriously, guys, keep up the aesthetics and the incredibly addictive jugs of cocktails.

Coin Laundry

Malvern

Anytime one of The Urban List drops by Coin Laundry for some baked eggs and an iced latte, they immediately return shouting, “I swear they all have modelling contracts.”

Lume

South Melbourne

Not only is Lume one of the most beautiful dining spaces in the state, their incredibly well-informed staff look like they’d be as at home on a Milanese catwalk as they would be educating you about a particularly rare vintage that you’ll be tasting that evening. You know what they say: Knowledge is power. Sexy power.

Serotonin Eatery

Burnley

I thought that ‘Happiness makes you a more beautiful person,’ was a myth fabricated by ‘inspirational’ Pinterest boards, but if Serotonin Eatery is anything to go by, it might just be true. Won’t you stay awhile and sip this turmeric latte with me?

LBSS

Abbotsford

Not only does recently expanded Abbotsford bruncheria Little Big Sugar Salt serve some of the tastiest breakfasts around, they also employ a particularly well groomed collection of human beings. Gimmie a bunch of tattooed chefs, some slick branding, and one of the hottest postcodes on the northside, and I’m yours.

Two Wrongs

South Yarra

From the ‘like sex without socks’ chocolate and raspberry dessert (their words, not ours), to the seductive smoke-infused cocktails, to that incredible Versace cutlery, Two Wrongs basically *is* sex, and they know it.

Le Bon Ton

Collingwood

Hard liquor, slow-cooked meat, velvet Chesterfield couches, and dreamy service that’s always delivered with a flourish. Was that British bartender at Le Bon Ton real, or simply a figment of my Dickensian imagination?

Café De La Ville

South Yarra

The team at Café De La Ville are constantly setting our hearts aflutter with their double baked brioche and deliciously dark features. Oh, and cake. Allllll the cake.

Boilermaker House

Melbourne CBD

Okay, so you might have a problem getting their attention on a busy evening, but when you do, a combination of the drinks, the setting and the jaw-dropping uniforms makes the lads and ladies at Boilermaker House’s CBD venue 100% worth the wait.

Smith & Daughters

Fitzroy

Are vegans just ten times hotter than anyone else on the northside? I don’t know, but the kids who run Smith & Daughters definitely rock our socks when it comes to looks and ethical dining. Is that a tofurkey sausage in my pocket, or am I just happy to see you, team S&D?

*The Urban List team and writer acknowledge that, really, this is a rather shallow way of measuring the worth of a venue. We’re sorry. We’ll stop now.

Image: Tom Cruise in Cocktail 

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