So, mere hours after we were lead up the garden path with the news that Lisa Hyde could be the next Bachelorette, Channel 10 throws an enormous spanner in the works and announce that actually, Tim's stalker from season 1 of The Bachelor--Ali Oetjen--will be grabbing a bunch of roses and will be the next Bachelorette.
All this after we're still coming down from Sam proposing to Tara, it's all a bit much tbh.
The announcement was made on Twitter following Bachelor In Paradise finishing up, and we are extremely shook, but we will be injecting this trash TV directly into our veins.
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