Forget Stormi, the baby trending all over our social feeds this week hasn’t even be born yet. Oh hey there, Barna-baby.
No matter how this tot got here, and through no fault of their own, they’re well on their way (home stretch you could say). Given the media storm surrounding their upcoming birth, we figured Barnaby has a few things on his mind (like job security) to be worried about simpler things, like naming his newborn.
So we’ve gone ahead and done Barnaby a solid, compiling a list of baby names so he doesn’t have to.
- Jones
- Pistol
- Boo
- Jnr
- Johnny
- Malcolm
- Jandals
- Tony
- Or Tones
- Donnie Brasco
- ACT—names of all his fave ex-pms—Arthur (Fadden), Chris (Watson), Tony (Abbott)
- Sanctity
- Chastity
- Stormi
- Amber
- Gilbert Grape
- Citizen
- Pineapple lump
- Chilly Bin
- Joyce
- Canberra
- Jack Sparrow
- Russell
- Lorde
- Jermaine
All of a sudden feel like reading up on some Aussie Kiwi slang? Look no further.
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