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Horoscopes: Your Co(s)mic Week Ahead

By Nathan Santamaria - 13 Sep 2016



Over here at The Urban List, we want our readers to know what's in store for them for the week ahead. So we're bringing you horoscopes for real people - who want their cosmic predictions with a side of honesty. Here are your horror-scopes, including suggestions for where to drown those mystical sorrows when you find out what you're *really* in for this week.

Pisces

Any financials could be a bit fuzzy at the beginning of the week Pisces. If you have to make any transactions make sure you do them in person—that means hold off on that online shopping! You may also find a friend in need towards the end of the week. Hand out some advice; you’re pretty on top of things by now so it’s sure to be good stuff.

Where you need to go this week: Just because you’re trying to be smart with your money doesn’t mean you can’t have fun. Check out these 20 Things to Do In Melbourne On A Budget.

Aires

Still recovering from a big weekend? Well your week will be off to a slow start Aires (what else is new) but by the end of it you should be feeling loads better. Come Thursday and Friday you’ll be feeling a lot more productive and might even feel like getting a jump on next week’s work!

Where you need to go this week: Satisfy your sweet tooth with 8 of Melbourne’s Best Cheesecakes.

Taurus

Met a special someone on the weekend and not quite sure how to go about it? Or maybe you’re in a bit of a pickle with your significant other? Whatever romantic troubles you may be having you might be overthinking it Taurus. Try asking a friend for advice; I hear Pisces are giving out some great stuff this week.

Where you need to go this week: You can never go wrong with a burger. Check out Mocha Joe’s Burger Bar this weekend with a friend.

Gemini

It might be a good idea to set out some time on Monday to plan out your week Gemini. You’ll be feeling pretty organized early in the week but once we get to Friday you will be ready for a break. You might be tired and short tempered and ready for a weekend off.

Where you need to go this week: If you’re feeling like a night in make sure to check out these Netflix Docos.

Cancer

Everything is all over the place this week Cancer. You might want to wait until things settle down at the end of the week before you make any serious decisions. It could be worth putting your feet up mid-week to let things blow over a little.

Where you need to go this week: Mix it up a bit and try heading out for breakfast one day this week. Here are some great places to get S’mores Brekkie Waffles.

Leo

Something old springs up early in the week for you Leo. A person you haven’t seen in a while or a possession you thought you lost will bring back some old memories. It could be worth enjoying the nostalgia because come the weekend you will be in a romantic frame of mind.

Where you need to go this week: Looking for a good café but don’t want to head too far into the city? Check out these 20 Cafes You Must Go To In Melbourne’s Eastern Suburbs.

Virgo

You might find yourself butting heads with someone early in the week Virgo but try and keep a cool head. Even if others are bringing you down your enthusiasm will win out until the weekend where you can really let loose.

Where you need to go this week: When heading out this weekend check out some of Melbourne’s Best Pimped Out Cocktails.

Libra

It could pay off to be a bit smart with your money this week Libra. That doesn’t necessarily mean you can’t spend some on yourself, but prioritise necessities first. For no particular reason you might find yourself feeling a bit weird on Thursday and Friday. Not fair right? Hopefully by the weekend you’re over it because there are some seriously good vibes coming your way.

Where you need to go this week: Book in a bit of me time with some of Melbourne’s Best Beauty Therapists.

Scorpio

You are the center of attention this week Scorpio. Go you! You’ll be travelling great at the beginning of the week and be in such a good mood that you might even buy something you have very little need for. Can never have too much stuff right? Be careful going into the weekend though as there could be some tension brewing. Don’t let that stop you from having fun though!

Where you need to go this week: Might be time for a more relaxed weekend. Check out Where To Find Melbourne’s Best Charcuterie for some good food and wine.

Sagittarius

It’s the beginning of the week and you just want to get organized Sagittarius. You feel you need to get all your work in order and doing this alone might feel like the best way to get it done. But don’t push your friends too far away because you’ll be itching to get out and try something new on the weekend.

Where you need to go this week: Get yourself a bit of retail therapy with this Guide to Melbourne’s Hottest Laneway Precinct.

Capricorn

You’re feeling spontaneous and impulsive this week Capricorn! You want to get out there and do as much as you can but try and save it for the weekend. Discipline is key, and if you can keep yourself contained until the end of the week (I know it's hard) then you could be in for one of the best weekends you’ve had in a while!

Where you need to go this week: If you need somewhere new to drink the check out this list of 50 Melbourne Bars You Need To Try In 2016.

Aquarius

Do you have some nagging questions in the back of your mind? Feel like you’ve forgotten something? You might feel a bit lost this week Aquarius. Even though the week could start to drag along a bit, we all have those slumps. Just try and get through it and the weekend could prove to be a lot better.

Where you need to go this week: The week has been exhausting and if you just want to sit at home and eat comfort food then check this list of the Best Potato Dishes.

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