On 2 March, prepare to party like you actually went to the greatest party that never happened, aka Fyre Festival.
The Mill House is lighting it up with the greatest line-up that never was: Blink 182, Non-Disclosure, Medium Yachty, Minor Lazer, and more. Sip away on customs-approved Fyreball and Baxter Crafted Vodka specials, Kendall Jenner giveaways (without Kendall Jenner), life-sized Andy King cutouts, gourmet cheese sandwiches, and unlimited Evian water for those willing to pay for it
At midnight, raise your glasses to the legend that is Andy King, the man willing to "take one for the team." And in the spirit of overpromising and underdelivering, we’ve heard rumours that The Mill House team is dishing out tickets to next year’s Grammys. (Just kidding.)
To make the best out of an awful situation, all purchases will go to the local Exuma community, with all aid being donated directly to their GoFundMe page.
So load up your wristbands and whip out your credit cards, because it’s going to be a good one.
What: Fyre Festival Party
Where: The Mill House, 277-279 Flinders Lane
When: Saturday, 2 March, from 8 pm
For more info, click here.
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