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A Guide To Throwing The Perfect Last Minute Bachelorette Bingo Party (For Every Budget)

By Millie Lester - 27 Oct 2016


Gather round people, because this Thursday at about 8:58pm, Georgia Love is going to announce to Australia which single, chiselled, ‘not a model’ bachelor she has chosen to spend the rest of her Dirty Dancing-inspired life with.

More importantly though, there’s no better excuse to get the girls together and booze up than in the name of [Georgia] ‘Love’, so we’ve put together the perfect guide to throwing a finale party–for every price range–because we want the celebration of love and devastating heartbreak to be accessible to everyone.

Scroll down to find a party that suits your budget:

1. #richkidsofinstagram

Let’s be frank, you’ve got enough cash money to bathe in smashed avo both morning and night, and still have the down payment for a modest Richmond terrace. You enjoy sailing your yacht down the Yarra on a tri-weekly basis, and in your free time, you like to start hobby wineries at your 150 acre Macedon Ranges holiday house.

Here’s everything you need for the perfect Bachelorette Finale Party:

2 x dozen red roses

12 x Tahaa Vanilla Caramel Glasshouse candles

12 x bottle of Veuve Cliquot Brut Yellow Label champagne

3 x set of Royal Doulton Flutes

1 x hot tub

1 x set of laminated Bachelorette Bingo cards

1 x private home theatre room

2. Spotify Premium Users

You’ve got enough disposable income to afford Spotify Premium, even if it’s because you forgot to switch back to Spotify Free after the thirty-day trial last year. Every six months you buy a new quilt cover, you’re no longer covered by your parents’ private health insurance, and you drive a car that’s younger than you are.

Here’s everything you need for the perfect Bachelorette Finale Party:

1 x dozen red roses

4 x set of IKEA KORNIG red candles

12 x bottle of Jansz Premium Cuvée

2 x set of Salt&Pepper Salute champagne glasses

1 x Index Portable Inflatable Spa

1 x set of printed Bachelorette Bingo cards

1 x 60” Smart Full HD TV

3. Uni Students Technically Living Below The Poverty Line

Well done on paying your broadband bill this month! Eighty percent of your furniture was once someone else’ hard rubbish, you visit your parents every three months when you need a haircut, you cook a mean spag bol, and you go to China Town for dumplings and bottles of Jacobs Creek Trilogy to celebrate significant milestones.

Here is everything you need for the perfect Bachelorette Finale Party:

1 x reduced bouquet of lilies from Coles

1 x 25 pack of tealights from the Reject Shop

12 x bottle of Mixed Berry Passion Pop

1 x 25 pack of Redd’s Red Beer Cups

1 x Kmart Inflatable 2 Person Raft w/ Oars

1 x link to Bachelorette Bingo Cards inboxed to all guests’ phones (ask them to print at work)

1 x mate who knows a mate who has a TV

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