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50 Thoughts We Had While Watching The US Election

By Rachel Lay - 09 Nov 2016

If like us, you’ve spent the afternoon working hard, and by working we mean watching the US election, you’re probably feeling a lot like us right now.

You’re probably feeling a lot like this…

1. Hillary’s got this.

2. LOL Trump think he’s got this in the bag, cute.

3. Oh. He’s won a state. *Thinking face emoji *

4. Girl power!

5. He’s won another state. Keep calm—Hillary is a smart lady.

6. Ok but seriously, who’s voting for this guy?

7. Florida, you had ONE JOB! ONE JOB!

8. How do you calculate percentages again?

9. OMG Hillary got California!

10. Does my tan look that shit?

11. Surely not.

12. Siri, how do I calculate percentages?

13. FLORIDA… WHYYYY

14. I wonder how much space there is in my backyard to build a bunker?

15. At least my penguin wife didn’t cheat on me.

16. Think happy thoughts, think happy thoughts.

17. Like that time Hillary saw all those balloons.

18. Okay, this map is seriously red.

19. Let me just Google to confirm red = trump.

20. OMG it does.

21. Fuck.

22. I regret ever watching The Apprentice.

23. Can Cher save us?

24. Siri, how can I induce sleep for the next four years?

25. Is this my fault for laughing at all those Donald Trump memes?

26. OMG HE’S WINNING MORE SEATS

27. Whyyyy don’t I understand the US political system?!

28. BUT are there sausage sizzles?

29. Will Donald live in the White House?

30. Will he paint it gold and rename it the Trump House?

31. OMG Americans are so stupid. As if we would ever vote in a leader that bad.

32. Oh wait.

33. OMG OHIO HOW COULD YOU?! WE TRUSTED YOU!

34. Is this why Bowie left us?

35. So this is why the Cubs won? Because the world is ending?

36. WHY DO STATES KEEP TURNING RED

37. Someone get me a drink.

38. And another.

39. This can’t be real.

40. How is this real.

41. Hillary’s still got this…. Right?

42. Surely my alarm will go off soon, and I’ll wake up from this awful nightmare.

43. Wait. This is real life.

44. Oh fuck.

45. I wish I knew how to use Twitter so I could share my outrage.

46. OBAMA HOW COULD YOU LEAVE US LIKE THIS!?

47. Michelle, you too!

48. Surely, this a giant social experiment and Ashton is about to jump out and yell Punk’d!

49. I need another drink.

50. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK!!

You’re going to need this… best bars to drown your sorrows after the US election.

 

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