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Happy 90th Brisbane! Here’s 90 Things We Love About Brisbane

By Phoebe Grealy - 01 Oct 2015

Things to do in Brisbane

Today marks Brisbane’s 90th birthday “as a united city”. Woo hoo! We’re not entirely sure what that means, but a big happy birthday from us, Brisbane!

Once derided as a ‘big country town’, over the decades Brisvegas has blossomed into a far more sophisticated minx that boasts perennially good weather (except for, like, the last few days) and a level of coffee quality that is hard to match.

There’s plenty to love about this city of ours and in honour of our beloved town’s 90th year, we’ve come up with 90 things we love about Brisbane. If you're stuck for things to do in Brisbane, this is the list for you!

  1. Picnics in the Botanical Gardens.
  2. GOMA (F-ing love that place!).
  3. Saturday evenings at Eat Street Markets.
  4. Rummaging around the Paddington Antiques Centre.
  5. The caramel marshmallow slice at Chester St Bakery—worth EVERY calorie!
  6. Because basically everything (the city, a 7-Eleven...) is no more than a 30 minute drive away!
  7. Even thought it's kinda illegal to drink in parks, we all drink in parks. 'Cause we're bad-ass like that.
  8.  When out on the town, no matter who you're with or where you are, someone will, at some point, suggest going to Fridays.
  9. The view of the Story Bridge from Fridays, made all the more appealing by your beer-goggles.
  10. Standing at the very front of the City Cat while squealing, 'Weeeeeeeeeeeeee' silently in your mind.
  11. Barbecues in the sunshine at New Farm Park (how good is a plain old sausage in white bread with tom sauce?).
  12. Fighting the soccer mums at Crust & Co. for the last loaf of sourdough. Game on, bitchez.
  13. Blue Room Cinemas in Rosalie (wine + movies + dinner = winning!)
  14. Hugging koalas at Lone Pine Koala Sanctuary.
  15. Proximity to the beaches.
  16. A stream of maroon fans down Caxton Street on game day at Suncorp Stadium.
  17. Epic city views from Mt Coot-tha (and making out at Mount Coot-tha?)
  18. Giant dinosaurs at the Museum.
  19. Monumental pyrotechnics at Riverfire every year.
  20. Endless summer feels… we’ve never actually experienced winter?
  21. Speaking of winter: singlets in winter.
  22. Thongs in winter.
  23. BBQs all-year-round
  24. Steaks at Cha Cha Char.
  25. Gigs at Riverstage.
  26. The fancy-pants Dagwood Dog at Gerard’s Bar.
  27. Sunsets in New Farm Park.
  28. Eating all the cheese at Black Pearl Epicure.
  29. Getting chill at the Cedar Creek Waterfalls.
  30. Rocking athleisure, every day, everywhere.
  31. Knowing we have so many craft beer breweries to choose from. Green Beacon, Archive, Brisbane Brewing Co., Newstead Brewing Co.,  we’re looking at you.
  32. Suncorp Stadium aka ‘The Cauldron’.
  33. Logan Road precinct at Woolloongabba.
  34. The pizza at Beccofino. Hold us baaackkkk!
  35. The Broncos. Come on boys!
  36. Drinking XXXX at the cricket at The Gabba.
  37. Having a steak at The Brekky Creek Hotel.
  38. Knowing what time of year it is because the Jacarandas are in bloom.
  39. We have the Eat Street Markets. Full stop.
  40. Organic produce at the Boundary Street Markets.
  41. Good coffee, uh, everywhere.
  42. Race days at Doomben and Eagle Farm.
  43. A sweet winery just down the road (oh hey, Sirromet).
  44. We’re really close to the Gold and Sunshine Coasts.
  45. Snacking on Mooloolaba prawns at Gambaro's.
  46. So many rooftop bars: Eleven Rooftop Bar is a cool newbie!
  47. Sunday sessions at The Regatta.
  48. Open Air Cinema at The Wickham Hotel.
  49. Cocktails and more cocktails at Canvas.
  50. Sunset runs along the river walk.
  51. Working out with a thousand other people on the Kangaroo Point stairs.
  52. The ever-changing colour of the Story Bridge.
  53. There's never more than 1 degree of separation with every single person you meet. EVER.
  54. Flexing (err, breaking) our plastic while shopping on James Street
  55. Feeling smug that the Queen Street Mall is the largest pedestrian shopping centre in the southern hemisphere. Take that Sydney.
  56. Taking in the sights on The Wheel of Brisbane, even if you’re a local.
  57. Poking fun at the tourists sunbaking in the Botanic Gardens
  58. Knowing that Expo ‘88 will never be surpassed as a city event, ever.
  59. The leader of the free world has visited our city, and loved it.
  60. Looking for things to do in Brisbane? Get on the explosion of the food truck scene. Seriously, is there delicious thing you can’t get from a food truck?
  61. Hanging out in the Spiegeltent at Brisbane Festival every year.
  62. The number of suburbs with only one road into them.
  63. Noodles at Chinatown.
  64. Kayaking along the river with Riverlife.
  65. Pretending it’s your birthday to get the birthday song at Super Bowl.
  66. The resurgence of the Brisbane Bullets NBL team.
  67. We have our own baseball league, Brisbane Bandits, take us out to the ballgame!
  68. Crikey! Australia Zoo is close by, but also far enough away that we’re not scared of snakes and crocs escaping.
  69. It’s a rite of passage to get your lunch snatched by an ibis at South Bank.
  70. UQ has the most beautiful sandstone buildings.
  71. The Red Deer Festival; all about supporting the local arts and music scene.
  72. West End bar crawls. Yeahhh.
  73. Putt putt plus dranks at Victoria Park Golf Complex.
  74. Live music venues aplenty including The Triffid, The Bearded Lady, The Tivoli, we heart you.
  75. Strawberry ice creams at the Ekka.
  76. Stocking up on bulk Bertie Beetle bags at the Ekka.
  77. Our winning sporting teams: the Firebirds, State of Origin and (hopefully) the Broncs for the win!
  78. Getting amongst it in the Lions Den at Brisbane Lions.
  79. Dressing up for high tea at Customs House.
  80. We can climb the Story Bridge!
  81. One stop Asian-dining shop at Sunnybank.
  82. Dumplings and cocktails at Madame Wu.
  83. Delicious sweet treats from Jocelyn’s Provisions.
  84. Stefan’s Sky Needle.
  85. The BB Special burger at Ben's Burgers.
  86. Catching comedy shows at The Powerhouse.
  87. If you're on the hunt for things to do in Brisbane, remember, there are more than 20 places around town to buy doughnuts.
  88. Cheap movie tickets at Cineplex, which means adding in a choctop is almost essential.
  89. People say 'hi' to you in shops and cafes (even inner city wankers, eventually).
  90. Brisbane is the original home of The Urban List!

Phew, we made it! What have we missed? Hit us up!

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