The absolute darlings at Chester Street Bakery have done it. They’ve absolutely cracked it. They’ve discovered the secret to earning the love and loyalty of thousands of people was sitting right in front of them the whole time: free cake.
Nothing has the same allure or offers the same satisfaction as a slice of free cake. People wrangle birthday invitations purely for the purpose of nabbing some candle-lit confectionary. Hell, the only reason I bother leaving the house is the outside chance that there will be cake. I’ll even persevere through a three-hour function package of drunken speeches and awkward small talk for the free cake.
What’s this got to do with anything? WELL, to celebrate the opening of their brand new cake kiosk in the CBD, Chester Street Bakery is giving away slice upon slice of delicious, joy-packed, cake for absolutely nothing. IT’S A CAKE GIVEAWAY—CLEAR YOUR SCHEDULES.
Head down to Chester Street’s brand new locale at the entrance to King George Square bus station between 3 and 5pm on Tuesday 25 July and they’ll be handing out free cake to all who ask.
The selected cakes for this charitable venture come from Chester Street’s most popular favourites. Choose from the infamous rainbow cake, red velvet layer cake, or death by chocolate. Naturally, stocks are limited so get in quick.
Run, don’t walk. You need to earn the calories.
What: Chester Street Cake Shop Grand Opening
Where: Entrance to King George Square bus station
When: Tuesday 25 July, 3-5pm
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Image credit: Chester Street Bakery